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Boris asked me if I was a "darkie" on my first visit there. UTS also has some repellent sh!t to say. Do they have any women over there? Seems a bit Lord of the Flies at times.

I've got an account over there, same username. Fraction of the post count I have here, though. It's got a search facility now, so it's far easier to get to the numerous threads where they slag us off. Lovely stuff.

Poor chap posted earlier in the thread about upholding the principles of a free internet, so that was one down. Even though it's technically impossible, I don't want him to feel short-changed. Here's a fascist, Horley! [video=youtube;UYXxfF2k-DU]

Y'see, you'd have had edit facility if you'd paid your fiver

I lol'ed at this. Good work.

Can someone PLEASE get Desert Rescue out to Dubai Phil?

Why Brett? Seriously, why? Is that the sort of aspirational moniker we would all self-apply if we had the chance? The only Brett I knew wasn't really a Brett ( see a pattern emerging here? ) and was the last person I had a stand-up fist fight with. The f**ker scratched my neck, FFS. ms pap thought I'd been getting hickies off the Uni bad girls. Why Brett?

Turks, you're doing it again mate. You sound like a confused foreigner. "This is the way to the fish market, yes?" Etc. etc.

I'm not sure about Batman though. Previous interpretations of the character, even Adam West, are infinitely more manly examples of the Caped Crusader. Contrast that with our Bats. Everyone knows his identity and he loses all his dust ups. Disappointing. Strike from love register please. Nothing personal - he's just ruining an icon, is all

Tim's the closest thing I have to a consistent nemesis on here. Of course we love each other.

We will always remember you saving our season against the franchise. A one game legend.

I didn't realise anyone had opted in yet.

Ah, don't worry about it. Tim's alright most of the time.

Ab-so-lute-ly Four syllables for the word yes.

Pay your fiver, pauper.

Aw mate. Does everyone get this bitter in their mid-50s? Is there a number you can call?

Nah, I'm a Sotonian, nipper. Even worse, I'm one of these numpties that picks up the dialect but not the accent, so what with Liverpool and Northern Ireland, I sound ridiculous half the time. I can do their accent in fits and starts though, although the missus claims it isn't very good.

Nah, I just wanted to call you a d!ckhead in a creative way, Timmy-babes. I believe I succeeded.

This sort of thing always warms my cockles. You hear stories of people's other senses getting more acute when they've lost one, but you rarely see someone's head compensate so aggressively for erectile dysfunction. We're quite good at taking the p!ss here. Irish influence, probs

British comedy's loss was the Royal Navy's gain, hopefully.

Neither is witless predictable moron. Happy days.

I think it's just best not to mention it, Tokes. Never p!ss off small people. They are already p!ssed off about being small.

Needless to say, on the more conspiratorial sites, there is already a suggestion that these measures may be used to suppress discussion of conspiracy theories and the like. This is an attempt to put the lid back onto Pandora's box. Given the global reach of the internet and the proclivities of hacktivists, cannot see this ending well.

The chap was never given a chance and was on fire in pre-season last year. Shame.

I think so. Perhaps you can come back as Beary Sanchez