Toussaint

Mane has license to hack with impunity

Tells is by far the most promising player to make the step up in recent times.

Theo having a shocker

He is?

If modernised pub signs are anything to go by, please God nooooooo.... ...oooooo ..oo

He comes across very well, intelligent, articulate and considered, I hadn't previously listened to him other than post match sound bites. Certainly a bigger admirer of Saints than we are at times!

How much does Bertrand think he’s worth I wonder? I could see this not working out the way he wants it to.

Hopefully when crowds are back they won’t feel so compelled to talk endless words just to fill the vacuum

Arse v Villarreal...Why can’t you select no commentary anymore? Miss monotone cliche is nearly as boring as Martin “wokie” Tyler and Alan “interesting” Smith

You weren’t Tony Blair’s spin doctor in a former life were you? You’ve just convinced me we are one of the best teams in the world, fair play!

They should be. Real Madrid aren’t the force they once were

Second one was definitely routine, I haven’t seen enough of him to give an opinion on his ability in general. The game generally is a bit of a disappointment so far, maybe that’s why they are homing in on that?

Commentators love -in with Mendy tonight. Two routine saves is causing waves of ecstasy

They may be glad of the business if they had recently gained a reputation for giving their customers food poisoning.

City v PSG , hope it’s as good as last week’s first leg, if the icy pitch allows The other Diallo is playing tonight to add a bit more interest

There are a few comparisons above with rugby. Another one to note is that touch judges are very influential in rugby, I'm not sure what their equivalents (linesmen / assistants), remit is in football. They are often best place to see incidents but often don't seem to get involved or have an opinion?

It's not an agenda, but there is fear driven bias.

Keep, hasn’t had a proper run, was bought into the side at the lowest ebb. I’d choose him over Walcott, if that was the choice.

Yep, absolute bullshit

Or babes, if they're hot

Yay, brilliant lads!

Wow, psychic

Da da da da... Noodles to the rescue

What do we reckon, 6 minutes injury time?

Maybe not as good, seemed to galvanise us which is good to see at last