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I remember now (thanks for jogging my memory moon monkey), he was part of the Wimbledon's infamous 'Crazy Gang' wasn't he. All makes sense now

Flowery (tvvats)

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How the heck did you operate the little buttons with your toes?

Ginger people need to shop too Dog, what's your problem with that?

Reminds me of the time i had to do one of those 'first thing that comes into your head' tests as part of my treatment for sex addiction. The doctor showed me a picture of a circle - 'sex', a square - 'sex', a triangle - sex. 'Blimey' he said, 'you do have a problem don't you?!'. 'Me!' I exclaimed, 'you're the one drawing the dirty pictures'

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What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anythink you likes.

Dolmio

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyafinkesaurus.

Mine's a 900 (GM version), but I have to say that the ride in no way gives that away, smooth as silk. Although it looks a bit on the small side in the back (convertible) everyone comments on how comfy the seats are and how even on longer journeys they don't arrive with any aches and pains. fwiw

Cheers Crashlot. Although it was called off I discovered today that the club had sold only 1 place on the accesible MK Dons bus! An inherent problem with the current scheme is that one needs to get to the stadium first which is obviously quite a challenge for some. I'm hoping to do our first away game soon (swindon) and, although it will be a bit dearer than the travel club I will be picking people up and dropping them off at their home address. Cartainly not in competition with the Club but (and certainly not critisising their efforts). As long as we get four passengers the cost will be £30 per person within a 10 mile radius of Southampton. 'Enablers' (professional, friend or family member) travels free of charge. I have an offer of a 'steward' on board but cannot promise bingo nor any other form of entertainment except me singing along to the radio. Passengers MUST obtain their own match tickets and bring their own refreshments although I am looking into selling bottles of pop and crisps, bars of choccie subject to petty cash. NB Travel is subject to membership of the S&LSG at a cost of a £10 anuual fee. Within the 10 mile radius limit this will match will be on a first come first served basis. Please put the word out.

Which just so happens to be a lamb.

Kent Miners Festival: http://www.kentminersfestival.org/white-template.php?page=2&section=2 @ Fowlmead Park just outside Deal on the Sandwich Road (near to Ham). From there you can seee the cooling towers of the Richborough power station and revel in the fact that you will be standing on land that used to be a massive slag heap. If you're at a loss as to how to fill your weekend why not treat the kids to a bit of social history and enjoy some decent Kent beer, boxing tent and tug o war contest. the last pit (Bettsanger) closed just 21 years ago and there is a goood 'Miner's Trail' for you to follow. For those considering going down to sandwich for next year's Open make the most of the opportunity to source a decent B&B whilst there and get some proper Ale down your neck.

I think it derives from romany gypsy, meaning friend, and I believe the ampshire version is 'moosh'. btw, the word 'Dad' is Romany as are many more everyday ones that we all use. ampshire has a rich history linking it to the romanies, something for you all to be proud of whether you like it or not.

I read in the Reader's digest recently an apology from them for mocking the Brummy accent following a 'right to reply' from one of them, they added that it could have been any regional accent that they had critisised for being indecipherable. It had come from an article saying how voice recognition software couldn't learn certain twangs. Oh, and ******** to the queen.

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A couple of points: What possesses people (men generally) to break toilet seats and cubicle locks? Not only annoying but also a strange habit. A few weeks ago I came home from work to find mrs h in bed feeling poorly with an upset tummy. I was dispatched dutifully up the shop to purchase an over-the counter remedy, which I took up to her with a glass of Oj and left her in peace taking her the odd cup of tea. Next morning I woke her before leaving for work with another cuppa and enquired as to her poorliness. "I'm still constipated" she whimpered. "Ah!" say's I, "constipated, you say?" I'm guessing that Imodium I gave you last night hasn't helped too much then" I sheepishly confessed. "IMODIUM! You ******* ****". "Right, best shoot, I'll be late for work" and off i shot. True story.

It's gonna be a great weekend, brass bands, tug-o-war and a boxing tent. I actually remember the days when the annual get together would end in the most amazing fisticuffs between men who'd spent the week down a dark hole clawing coal for our fires, all mates afterwards though. Now of course condoning ANY form of violence. -------------------- Toe - Pull

Pit ('sack' = bed = pit) btw I am off to the Kent Coalminer's festival next weekend, you are all welcome.

One day they will be talking about Saints in those headlines, I can see it now. Nurse, Nurse, he's out of bed again....NURSE!!!!!