hamster

Stand still, they'll think that it's Pulis.

genius. almost had me pmsl, almost.

Am I being thick or do those characters represent absolutely sod all? £2k! ??????????????????

What are the pies like Pilch?

Would explain the TV crews, any sign of the Echo hack's?

Pilch, who did you contact to get access to training please?

Who are we playing? They don't appear to have had a touch yet!

Anthracite

Moulinex

Commie

Browne

towering

Happy memories you say?

Dante

It was great watching the traders bumping the price of their mates old bangers up. Also one could approach the seller afterwards to offer them cash, although strictly speaking is a bit naughty. We used to watch a chap who we nicknamed 'Datsun Man' after buying a Datsun Violet from previously. Nice bloke who really looked the part.

Bat (fink)

TOAST! It's tea-time ffs.

Arbuckle --------------- the weilder of killer dildo's allegedly (attempting to avoid legal action)

Would a compromise perhaps be a possible solution? Libellous, racist or outright offensive etc posts obviously need a heavier hand but my solution would be: 'The Cage' It might complement the main site, lounge and muppet show quite well actually; somewhere to send threads that are descending into the ridiculous. Make it a forum where threads cannot be started, only sent. I find some of the spats quite amusing tbh, but there certainly are some very aggresive people on here. Some I would even go as far to say, post as if they are on some kind of anger-inducing narcotic; one minute wel constructed intelligent arguments then all of a sudden 'KPow!' they start hammering away at their keyboards like a man possessed, the sort of personality trait that clears pubs. Just my opinion, and the 'Cage' suggestion was a serious one btw.

My first car auction purchase was an A35, loved it. Others included an Allegro and 'insurance job' MG Metro Turbo (scary stuff). As a surprise my nipper and mrs brought home a Rover 213, what a pile of poo. it had a crakced block and eventually broke it at a small profit and got a decent scrap value to boot. ime if you took a 'knowledgeable person' with you they would invariably scowl at the cars on offer but there were always odd gems to be picked up. Incidentally, I note that Millbank (old auction site near SMS) is just starting up again.

eastenders

In vitro

If he gets rid of Pardew I shall be straight on the blower to the CEO of Mali, I may even send him a stern e-mail.

Inn

Birdge Too Far, closely followed by the humble Robin and my latest flame the Heron