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When I'm driving alone with the roof down on the yellow convertiblke I get quite a few 'yoohoo's' and waves. I ignore them. QWell obviously i don;t fully ignore them otherwise how would I know they are doing it, what i should say is that I pretend to ignore them. Unless of course they are one big hunk of pumping muscle in which sace I blush. mrs h thinks it's amusing yet it is she who chose the bloody car in the first place. btw she's still in Paris, so tonight I am taking her mum out. fact. c u L8R.

(Banned) Snapper

Network Railcard: "A Network Railcard gives you 1/3 off most rail fares for journeys in the Network Railcard area and can also save you money on trips to and around London. The Network Railcard costs £25 and is valid for 12 months." "The added benefit is that up to three adults can travel with you and they will also get 1/3 off their rail fare. Plus, you can take up to four children (aged 5 to 15 years) with you and save 60% on each child fare." "You can travel any time on weekends and public holidays or from 10.00am Monday to Friday." Not as cheap as Mega but more frequent if you want more choice. Park at Soton Parkway on Saturdays and Sundays, free of charge (last time I used it). Also, I recomend getting one of these freebies if you plan to eat at a station food outlet: http://www.bitecard.co.uk/home.asp **20% OFF**

Pilch, who's gona dive to get us the free kick? What if it gets tipped over for a corner, who's gonna take the corner? Lambert!

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If one more person makes lewd and lascivious comments re myself and mrs btf, I shall personally take it upon myself to tell. Anyway, I'm not her type apparently (sobs into beer). ----------- River

How spooky is that! Mrs h is visiting Disneyland Paris today. Spooky. ----------------- Goofy

Can I change my vote please?

Tygers of Pang Tang

My Dad smoked a pipe on and off for many years, he had a whole rack of different ones that he would use depending on the occasion.

If directed at me, then no. We only habe her for 3 days so gonna sprint up to Weedon, tie her up overnight then turn her around and (time permitting) show her just how wet the Blisworth tunnel can get if you don't take precautions. See what's brewin' in Stoke Bruerne (get in) then try to do a couiple of locks before turning back for home. Hopefully there won't be anyone moored at our favourite spot as there's not many can take my full length, it's not unknown for me to have to grab some passer and get him to give my bow-rope a good tug.

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/\ Yes I think it is.

Well said Nick. It was only after the game that it dawned on me that I am actually part of the Home Team set-up. I don't recall any transfer talks so assume that in the managerial merry-gp-round that Phil bloke got his dues. Sincere apologies to the Home Team for calling you a bunch of cheating ****'*,. We won, am I forgiven?

How come you are not in the background of any of these Pilch? http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10280~2112300,00.html Not doubting your integrity, just curious. Are you a snapper Pilchards

Dog, could it be that, as the waterways are so dangerous, the 'waver' may well be the last person alive to see the 'wavee'. In my experiance (canals) it is because people are genuinely more polite and courteous when they are relaxed. It's life trials and tribs that make people ignore each other, on a boat (narrow, anyway) you simply can not ignore people like you can on the tube or closseted in a metal box on wheels. After our last adventure I was sat at some lights in Northampton and was so tempted to wave at the family in the car next to me, when I glabced sideways I had to laugh at how they were all glum-faced and almost comatose. btw thanks for reminding me, we're off again in September, taking the nother-in-law up the Grand Union. Hope she likes it as much as her daughter does.

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Good point Scu, who'd be a Mod eh? A thankless task, I for one think they are all pretty cool guys, a nice mix.

Cheers for relieving an otherwise boredom-ridden thursday morning. I took a day's leave so that I would be able to tell my gk's 'where i was when pompey went bust' and you are now part of that tale. I amd gonna have myself a nice cold bottle of ASDA Ale and open that packet of chilli coated dry roast nuts for my dinner now. This is like waiting for that very first space shuttle to land. Today is officially 'Pilchards on Toast day'

Pilch, how many other normal people are there?