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2, 4, 6 , 6 Who do we appreciate? Celery Celery If she don't --- I'll tickle her --- with a stick of celery ----- style ----- style

Well done bridge, gk's are the best.

I know her Dada is Keith Allen, but I honestly don't get all the 'her dada seeing it' references. Am I being really fick or can someone please enlighten me?

Tip trousers. If you want to search a particular site (the whol site), write your query in the search box i.e. "car parks" followed by "site:" then the name of the site (without the .com or www bit) and don;t forget to put a space between the : annd the site name. I have made that sound very complicated but it's simple once you've sussed it. Copy and paste this example into google: car parks site: saintsfc

It won't catch on in its entirity, just get the chorus going. Maybe someone could tinker with it? On the subject of 'our' songs, why oh why does OWTSGMI start with "Oh when the Saints"? In my day it ALWAYS started "KNOCK KNOCK" "OOS THERE?" "OWEN" "OWEN OOOOOOO?" Bring back the Knock Knock I say

I'd keep that one quiet tbh um

Fratton park is falling down...... Learn 'em young I say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3sQ8bzXdfc&feature=related

Oi Oi Oi

WARNING! Do not click this link unless you have a Kleenex handy, and no MB it's not porn, it's a beautiful ditty and further searches on youtube will lead you to an extremely humourous rendition by a drunk man at a barbecue.

Same tune as this one: Six foot Two Eyes of blue, Joey Jordan's After you la la la laa la la laa la laaa Here's a great version of the tune, see if you can resist joining in. http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/t032.html Who are the other teams mentioned in the "We hate Nottingham Forest" song? If that does turn out to be a darkest day, then that song could be our second anthem for many a long year.

Here you go trousers: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/club/?page_id=10727 I'm pretty sure that Sarah Wallace has left now though.

ala who has the biggest tits? I thinki that I know tha answer to this one.

Global Warming Rule Number 1: Make YOUR OWN mind up. Do not be influenced by magazine articles, news items, websites, and certainly not self proclaimed experts. Make your own mind up by using your own eyes and take a common sense approach. The wealthiest people on this planet control everything that we mere mortals do. accept it, if there wasn't a buck to be made, then we wouldn't see it on the shelf. Whether it be what we buy, or what we do with the crap that is comes wrapped in. Buy your new LCD HD TV. Kid yourself that you are 'doing your bit' by donating your perfectly good CRT one to freecycle. Fly to the next 'must see' holiday destination. Get the latest most economic (lol) car going even though your old one works just fine. Make sure that your PC/Laptop/iPhone is bettter and more powerful than your mates. I really could not care less. But please, do not try to kid me (and yourself) that you care about, and are doing it for the planet. The mere fact that you are arguing the toss on and internet forum tells me that you really do not give a ****. No disrespect, but who are you really trying to convince? HTH.

I'll wear your lucky undercrackers if you think it'll help JC. PM me for the addresss and no need to wash them

Oh! We'll be playing the Super Gills by then. Jeez

We are red We are white We are ****in dynamite La la la la La la la Lal laaaa We are white We are red WQe are mental in the head La la la la La la la Lal laaaa Pompey run Pompey **** Southampton are the cause of it La la la la La la la Lal laaaa Any other classics? What about: Fratton Park is falling down Falling down, falling down Fratton Park is falling down Poor old Pompey Build it up with red and White, Red and White, Red and White Build it up with Red and White Poor old Pompey

And I would bang her like an Oirish Drum on St Paddy's day.

Just watching 'Portillo on Thatcher' and can't help thinking that he is probably the best Prime Minister' that this country never had. This is coming from a staunch sociailist, anti-Thantcher, Tory hating, (genuine) working class boy. I have always thought that John Smith's premature death was a sad moment for this nation, but if only Portilllo had had the balls to stand up against John Major at the first opportunity, and not hedge his bets and wait for a second round that never came about, we would be a much happier nation now. Nice bloke basically and just what this country needs. I believe that he still 'wants it' and if I saw him down the Fleming Arms tonight I would tell him to go for it whilst getting him ****ed. I would obviously be his 'special' advisor on all things football.

I remembera brilliant time on the pitch at half time, during a Saints v Weymouth pre-season friendly. I think it had something to do with teh Andy Townsend transfer.

Who hasn't? You freak

Isn't it about time someone on the Square bought a washing machine?

http://live.skysports.com/ScoreCentre/live.html Yesiree!

13 games? that's Forest away! I sincerely hope that you are right.

That wasn't my wedding ring Rupey, that was my ****ing Rolex.

Not long after passing my test (early 80's) I drove 3 mates to Old Trafford. They all desided to have a kip on the way home, and I 9not knowing the way without a navigator) decided to take the easy option and followed a coach with a saints banner in the rear window. I was a bit concerned as we drove through London, but kept on like a fool. It must have been around about midnight when the Brighton Saints coach went straight ahead and I decided that the A27 might be a better option. When the lads woke as we got to Eastligh I told thm that we'd hit traffic and to this day, they are none the wiser. I feel better now.