hamster

If it looks like a prawn and it tastes like a prawn then it ain't necessarily a prawn.

I laughed to myself and almost conjoured up an image of someone I work with doing that. It was horrible, in a nice sort of way.

Tidy up? Run the hoover round? Sit quietly and look pretty?

Ask if anyone there wants a cup of tea?

Actually, if you are at WORK, then why not try ****ing doing some!

have you considered playing with your hair, that's what the women who i work with do most of the day.

I must add though, that I was at the driving range the other day and could have done with one of them. The motif on my new polo shirt rubbed my nipple raw, and it wasn't until i got home that I realised the damage. Youch! Took a fair while and much gentle massaging with baby oil 'til it was better too.

You'd look a right tit in one of those IMO

Reckon he'll be seeing her again though....to apologise.

I don't teach e-skills Ha! I am getting god at this lieng (sp)

(sp) Surely I am not the only one who read that differently!

Re coin tossing, I have, just proven myself to be very good at it. I can do 27 2p coins. I cannot do 28 as I have just dicovered and I might add that the dogs are now NOT sleeping on the sofa, they are hiding in the kitchen. You really have got me very wrong INS. Do not let what you want to believe about someone cloud your judgement as to what they actually are. I actually teach e-skills.

Do you do a special rate for TSW members? Could I treat Mrs Hamster?

Do you want the postcode search site or the excel file?

Is it not still out there?

This could get nasty. IMO http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3867261.Talks_on_school_underwear_row/ And FWIW, I am in the french knickers camp. always have been, always will. Mrs Hamster has a pair with Saints motif on them, she keeps them for when she wants something, like a new hoover or the fuse in her iron needs changing.

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Just to wrap this up, as I need to go and pee. I DID meet Michael Jackson at Beaulieu, he was being driven around with Liberace by Lord Mantagu (sp). Liberace's, then partner Scott Thorson was with them too. It was in 1981 (ish) and I have photographs of the event, one is of my nephew in his arms. FACT As for coin catching, I reckon I could do about 20-30, but have never tried it at work.

Actually, this has me wondering now, what does wee or semen taste like, or poo even? Anyone on here enlighten us?

Has anyone ever taken a wee whilst being (ahem) at it? No, me neither.

You sound very confident in that assertion. Are you saying that Michael Jackson never went ther BECAUSE of the fact that YOU work they're? Are you maybe not his type?

"flopped my wang" I do not believe that it is appropriate for a child to call his penis a 'wang'. Just my opinion of course.

Down the throat of a goat, boys

Wrong, I'm afraid. I have suffered with nosebleeds ever since a fight at junior school (I lost), sometimes they don't properly stop for hours, I have been known to leave the house with wads of toilet paper hanging from my nose. I have some cream for it, but I never have gotten around to having it cauterised which would be the sensible thing to do I spose. Anyway, that leaves you with A or B

Get it on with a swan, boys.