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I have a program called GIMP, what tool do i use and what if the picture is too big?

The doc said " I estimate that it may take a while to remove it". Vic said "Just get on with it Wilja" That Charlotte for now.

This sort of thing apparently http://www.fairy-prints.co.uk/x_mulberry.htm

I miss her, she would have been on the TV in the aftermath of the JR and RB phone prank scandal, FACT.

Number 10?

I didn't

6. Scouting for Girls?

Genius

3. Hay Paula?

Can I sugget that you post the correct ones under the original pictures, thus saving me the trouble of scrolling up and down continually PLEASE?

Thread should be renamed IMO; "Selecting Good Wife Stock", although it would require many other chapters, such as "love making", "Laundry" and "Entertaining".

I am not sure whether to ask this, but my wife has just seen swanminkey and is impressed. She wants me to ask a (serious) question. How easy is it to make those pictures where you make your kids look like flower fairies? I think she is wanting to embarass our grandkids when they are older.

This reply warrants further discussion I think. If he/she is evil as you say, then would his 'hell' in fact be a monkeys' heaven? Does that make sense? If sent to hell, he would be in what he/she would consider heaven. Hence, the concept of hell would manifest itself as angel wings. Let us all laugh at the angel swanminkey, he is no longer scary Hah hahahahaha. There was a 'Tales Of The Unexpected' or 'Hammer Horror' program that covered this many years ago, I watrched it when studying philosophy.

Woahoa! You would never obtain a leesence for zat minkey, not never.

Shirley Market. Ask for Pete. As seen here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7668139.stm

I could do a 'pen' drawing of a swan maybe LOL

I can't paintshop thankfully, as I would concoct an imaginanimal (move over peter andre) to scare the **** out of ya. Just had thought, if your Swon died would it grow another pair of 'angel' wongs?

Drugs = bad

That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan. I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next. Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too.

The rummaging was done through the broken window, both doors were still locked when I got back. They may well have pushed the button down when they finished? It's surprising how you don't think straight until later, and I am now thinking I should have took it to the station myself, especially as there were others done in the area. I hope they at least dusted a couple (get me, talking the talk). As an aside, I was surprised at the amount of people who have told me privately, how I have missed a good opportinity to claim for laptop, satnav, suits, jackets, sunglasses etc. Maybe it's just me, but there must be some 'creative' claims submitted nowadays! My first thought was relief that they DIDN'T nick my mates blue badge, when I should have been thinking FRAUD apparently. Silly me!

Who played MB? I know a couple of 'senior players' (LOL) were signing calendars in the afternoon, did they put out a team of reserves?

Where's you get that from MB? Also, he shares your initials!!!!!

Would be interestig to hear from the players too. i.e. If you were a supporter, would you pay to watch Saints? Taking into consideration all the reasons given by the 'stay-aways'. Note: I still go

stthrobber, the occifers were extremely pleasant and I really do not envy them (or yourself), dealing with the scumbags that roam our streets nowadays. Whilst giving my deatils, I mentioned to the lady officer that I was busting for a pee, she told me to hop over a nearby fence and go in bushes! That is what I call customer service. As for dusting the car for prints, they did give the car a good visual,and I suppose that in their opinion there was little prospect of prints due to the 'smash and grab' style used.

"You didn't go to the match last night cos you woz wiv your bird!!! FFS you Wombat" Women, over Mates, Beer and Telly?