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My arse doctor, Dr Beck

Dr Peter Venkman - Ghostbuster

Blimey, you lot could write a book! We are obviously in the company of some very capable golfers here. When is the main site gonna organise a tournament for you guys? I don't mind caddying. I think that HCC offers special deals (£25 for 5) at the range on Chestnut Avenue, Eastliegh, so I might get them to look at my swing. Re. the putting at a tee and the edge of the green sounds like some of the easiest and most effective to follow advice. Also, and please don't jump down my throat here, does the club really matter that much when starting out? I have an old 'Memphis' putter at the moment. I am playing with a set of Ping Eye 2 Be-Cu's, they are lovely. And I already got nice shoes (they didn't noticably help tbh). And to my astonishment, I have actually seen people moving balls, and not counting shots. Amazing! By the way, around the time my best mate was getting into golf, I had the misfortune to get a golf ball smack me in the mouth, at speed, splitting my lip in two in St James Park (Shirley, NOT tyne and wear) - blood and teeth everywhere. For this reason I hated the game and am only now realising what a great game I have missed out on for all those years. Cheers nipper.

THB I don't know, soz. Tell you what, whoever has added the last unique one by 9 P.M. tonight wins. BTW the prize does really exist, and I promise you can save loads with it. On a recent trip with Grandkids in tow going to Kent, we saved well over a tenner over the weekend (paid for Grandads beer that did). Dr Gunther Von Hagens

They all make so much sense reading them, especially the putting practice, as I hadn't broken down the ratios before. I have spent a small fortune on the range, hoping for results and they simply haven't materialised. The more I read the suggestions and break my game down mentally, the more I want to get out there. If Mrs H wasn't at her Beading Convention, leaving me to puppy-sit, I would jump in the car right now.

I'll let you off as he is a bit obscure TBH. I think he made a brief appearance in some 'flash in the pan' sci-fi series, anyone else heard of him? Is "Where no man has gone before" a foreign phrase to you too Jillyanne?

Carry on Jillyanne.. Before embearassing youyrself further though, do you have access to the internet there?

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Cheats only really cheat themselves you know. Dr Robert Winston

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Bonus (hidden in thread) joke: What has Mrs Spok and Port Stanley's runway got in common? They were both focked by Vulcans. ROFLMAO

Dr Spok

Thanks for that tooms, I may well pay visit as it sounds nice and good value. Incidentaaly, whilst searching for it I came acreoos this 2 fo 1 deal: http://www.golftoday.co.uk/clubhouse/coursedir/241.html I know there are probably tons of deals out there, but as Fleming is one of the courses I will be ordering some vouchers for myself. PS I never ever thought I would say this, but I love golf, even though i am very crap at it..

Happy Birthday to you Dr Aleister (sp) Crowley

Calling all you golfers out there. I am not very good at the game (first year), but hope to get a couple more 9 holes in before mothballing the clubs for the winter. I really wanted to get below 50 (for 9 holes) this year and am miles off still What is everyone's Top Tip to help me get below 50. I play at Fleming Park by the way. Cheers in advance people.

Carry on.

Doctor Ruth

Dr White ('s)

Winner wins a 20% discount card for railway station food outlets - yes really! Duplicating = disqualification. I shall start. Dr Zhivago

Do you know what? I saw a prog about a pub with the severed hand of a gambler within, and have tried to find it believing it to have been in Winchester! (Google was no help) Reading your post has just reminded me that it is actuually in Salisbury. I am most grateful and will visit at the next opportunity to see said hand. Anyone know the full story so that I can impress Mrs H when we get there please?

I would like to introduce you all to... Boo. OH's birthday pressie for Monday, arrived home just 4 hours ago. And here, he meets our Shelby for the first time.

Evan my missus laughed at that, and she doesn't laugh much at all recently, so thank you Sir, I may reap the rewards of your effort later.

I thought he really shone after Nigel Pearson shook the squad up, giving them more self belief. I thought that he was one of the players that kept us up with his individual performances. I like him. Was it the Plymouth game when he was subbed and went off with the W*****r chants from the Northam End ringing in his ear though? Scapegoating IMHO. From the OS: "...a group of players with individual talent but lacking in confidence and cohesion in the wake of their FA Cup exit at Bristol Rovers. The stench of that particular failure hung heavy over the ground. So deep was the hurt that fans still felt the need to vent their anger and frustration, either vocally or by their absence (17,806)...." I hope people give him the luxury of a few games to settle back in this time, as they have done with the youngsters and Jan. He has the experience and knowledge of the game, to lead this team in my opinion. I just wish we could play a team with that balance throughout, i.e. use Rudi too.

That is pretty scary, did they have it put down in the end?

Just because she appears to not be enjoying herself, does not necesarily meant that she isn't ins. I thought everyone knew this! Ladies love a little pain.