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Yep, £65 glass excess though (protecetd NCD). Should be fixed tomorrow as they have to order it in. Car parked behind me was done too! Chap had to drive back to Swindon with no window. Ironically, there were 3 traffick wardens (officers/fascists/ or whatever they are called nowadays), who saw a woman leaning into both cars from their van. They followed her and noted the house that she went into. They refused to say which house, until the police arrived. The police took both of our details and then told us that the 'witnesses' didn't see her 'actually' break the windows. They would call at the house when we had gone, but unless she actually said that she'd done it, there hands would be tied. Maybe it is wrong of me to make the assumption that it was her, but if it was....sleep well. Seriously Denzil? Vigilante (sp) patrols? Love your humour normally Mack, but not right now mate, cheers. I'ts not the crime of the century, £65 down, cold drive home, 1 cut finger. I will breathe deeply, count to 10 and let it go now. PS Thanks for kind words folki.

I am very very pee'd off. I go to SMS with a friend who is disabled, (partially sighted and finds it very difficult to walk long distances). We try to park close to the ground because of this. Anyway, tonight, after the game, we got back to my car to find some selfish little ****er had decided that it was in their best interest to smash the passenger window, rifle through the car and **** off into the night. Thanks a ****ing lot you little ****! I genuinely had no way of clearing the glass to make it safe for him to sit in the passenger seat. I had to virtually lift him into the rear seat, and to cap it all I cut my ****ing hand on the shards of glass that I had to clear up. ****s! The police were really good and arrived fairly quickly, but I am very very ****ed off. According to the police though, I am supposed to be thankful that they didn't steal my mates Blue Badge! Christ on a ****ing bike! I am going to bed now, and hopefully will wake up in a much better mood, but probably will not. ****s!

Swiftcover, they are good. https://secure.swiftcover.com/EN/Home/Default.aspx?tabid=46

I would be interested in this job, as long as i can have an assistant who can cover production processes, fix breakdowns and machine improvements etc? Seriously though 'gods/mods' this would be a great feature somewhere within the site or forum in my opinion.

Have you not heard the news today! Hoddle would have done exactly the same thing as Harry has done to Pompey (eventually). There is absolutely no loyalty in football now, and he would have got an offer at some point which would be 'too good to refuse'. It may well have been them laughing at us today. I would like to say though, that I would not dismiss the suggestion that he may one day be offered the job here again. There are certain managers that I would welcome back with open arms though as they left in a gentlemanly manner on good terms with the fans.

A 'friend' of mine reckons that if Big Sam does go to Pompey, and a few players make the switch to Spurs, there will be large sums of money 'changing hands' so to speak at Fleet Services. Bearing in mind the 'careful what you post' thread, I told him that he should be very careful with such comments. I also made it absolutely 'crystal' that I disagreed with his view that they were both corrupt to the core.

Feel free to join in the fun Ho!

If he got ejected from there it would be the end of the bell end bell in the bell end end. No? Probably needs a couple of comma's but, hey ho!

The good thing about his bell ringing is that blind supporters can hate him too.

No no, it is EIGHT legs of venison that is two deer. Nice try though.

On now. Legend, but he don't look very well does he.

How do they make it so much cheaplier than the other brands? Could it be the omission of a 'serving suggestion'?

not as soften as I'd like though

I'm touched

BTW I am off out now, to get a life..

Is this better then? It didn't take me long (he lied)

Maggie May?

3 words? 6/3/7? clue?

"We're The Itchen, we're The Itrchen, we're The Itchen over 'ere.." Sadly missed

So, if someone were to write on here that they thought Harry Redknapp was a fiddling, dishonest, bungtaking, saggy-faced, renegade, charlatan, double-dealing corrupt man who w_nks a lot. They could end up in court? If that happened and postings from this site were used in evidence, surely they would have to also prosecute Skate fans who posted similar comments when Harry was at St Mary's? No?

Album something? Could it be 'discovery' the album by ELO? No, didn't think it was. Album Vogue?

I assure you Nick, the match will happen. Glenn WILL be bringing a team to play Saints first team, behind closed doors next Wednesday, Kick Off 12 O'Clock. I will leave it to others to speculate as to the real purpose of the game!

Yous lot really are a barrel of laughs.

I am fairly confident in saying, Glenn Hoddle will be in Southampton next week. He will be introduced to the players on Wednesday. He is quite likely to train his players at Staplewood, but it will be 'behind closed doors' I am afraid. Whether pro or anti GH, please don't get too excited about it, as he is only bringing a team from his academy to play Saints and should be boarding a homebound plane later that evening. Apologies if this is already 'out there'.