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Interesting comment. Especially considering what I have been told today!

I have some incisor information to post on a new thread so TTFN. Yep, that's TarTar For Now. What do I win?

My cistern in law, reckons this is a crap(per) thread. I said to her "Honey-Well, that's your opinion and your en-tiled to it. But how would you rate it on descale of 1 to 10"? She didn't know what the flux I was on about, and just poo-pooed the whole thing.

You ate Penzance??!! Within my family circle, I am known as the one to beat in such feats. I hold the record of 9 vol-au-vents in my mouth at once (mushroom vomit-style filling). Not the little ones either. When I drove lorries for a living I ate on the go. I would regularly polish off a 10 pack of Mars Bars for my lunch. 10 pack choc-ices were a snack and those value, triple packs of biscuits (ginger nuts, custard creams and bourbons) were devoured between drops. I was a pig. Eventually the dentist removed a few teeth and hurt me, to teach me a lesson. I can still tuck it away when challenged too. I managed to push a workmate to about 12 slices of pizza a while back, I had to let him win (pretending I was full), as I could see from his little face that he wanted it so badly. He is my boss now, I like to think that I helped him on his way with that act of kindness.

I think this is a case for the gnome office.

Nice ...

A drunken Pompey fan walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. He looks at his wife lying there naked on the bed and says 'This is the dirty pig that I have sex with when you've got one of your headaches!' The wife snaps back 'I'll think you'll find that's a sheep you stoopid ****' The skate replies 'Shut up you, I was talking to the sheep!'

No Wiltshire, it was definitely my Nan. FFS why do I have to keep repeating myself!

No Wiltshire, it was definitely my Nan. FFS why do I have to keep repeating myself!

The person who knocked my Nan to the ground outside Kentucky Fried Chicken a few years ago.

The lady was my Nan, I think I made that very clear. PS If it was your Nan, and years later you found the person who did it, what would you do to them?

A few years ago, my Nan was walking past Kentucky Fried Chicken in Eastleigh, after collecting her pension. Some selfish ***** pushed past her, knocking her to the floor. The wicked, evil cow who did it just carried on walking, but did look over her shoulder muttering something about being late for work, and something about the "stupid old cow not looking where she was going"! My Nan lost quite a lot of blood that day, suffered a broken hip, and broke her dentures. She had to stay in hospital for 2 months and was far too terrified to venture into Eastleigh ever again. Months later, she remembered that she had left her bike outside the library that day, and got upset again. Sadly, my Nan has passed away now.

Is it true that a tattoo of a tear (by their eye) coloured in, means that the person has killed, and a tear not coloured in, means that the person is going to kill? I heard this many years ago and found it interesting. Note, I have seen both.

Is it true that a tattoo of a tear (by their eye) coloured in, means that the person has killed, and a tear not coloured in, means that the person is going to kill? I heard this many years ago and found it interesting. Note, I have seen both.

5' 2" GSOH Own Hair FSH Alloys

Have you tried ignoring someone with 2,800 posts to his name? (some of them are quite good). I checked out a few youtube golf tutorials a while back, they made it look very easy, which it clearly is not. I was given a tip a while ago about 'breathing', which I can't remember. It was something about at what point to breathe out, or hold your breath at a certain part of the stroke, if someone could enlighten me please? I do already know that breathing is a good tip. On the subject of a SWF society, would it mean forking out an additional £5 for membership? It could potentially be a money spinner, unless there are free ones out there already. Could we at the very least have a Golf section on the forum please mods?

Well done lardarse. You win. Collect you prize here: http://www.bitecard.co.uk/register.asp They really are good and 100% free. Just don't tell evryone. Also, as it is a computerised mailing system, you can order as many as you like. I would suggest changing the initial for each one though. Oh yeah, your postman might not be too impressed, but if yours is anything like ours - **** him!

How the %$£* did you know that we have a shed? Should I be worried?

I almost made a bolt for the door..

Were you giggling when you wrote that? Tis v. good

Spyware Doctor is NOT allowed by the way. But Dr Marcus Welby is.

Mrs H is just back from Beading Convention and came in with... Dr Frankenstein

Dr Hilary

Doc Martin, not Dr Martin, Doc Martin (Martin Clunes Doc Martin).

Dr Finlay