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Oh Yeah? I think one got me lsat night while I was sleeping. If it creeps out again tonight, I won't have Mrs H to suck out the poison either. Now I is worried:smt101

TRUE. I just received this in an e-mail from freecycle! "does anyone have an electric breast pump that they have finished with? I do have a manual one but need a bit more oomph!!!! many thanks Can collect at your convenience (name deleted to protect the innocent)" SS? ...a bit more oomph? (!!! indeed) I was going to offer my services, what with Mrs H away for the weekend!

Just found a 'How To' article.. "which can eventually lead to a fluctuation in hormone levels causing men to grow breasts... I would recommend you to try it though cause its defenitly worth the high it gives.... ohhh... and it also makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced... orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks..." Jesus H Christ. Some people are more mental than I thought, recomending you try that ****! Although, I am now wondering if I've been spiked re the manboobs warning. I hope it's not too late to reverse the process, even if they are fun to play with when home alone.

You like?

I nearly choked on a slice of banana as a child (it was concealed in custard), and have never let one pass my lips since. Althugh banananana milkshake is my favourite. I am axtremely jealous of people who do eat them, as they look and smell delicious. Not tried heroin yet though, what's it like with custard?

Just a quick thank you for all the suggestions, some really lovely moving pieces. I am sticking with Moby and have found a couple more of his/theirs to add to it. So yes, SS is the winner of the sex.

Now I go to bed, the winner is..... Moby. I will be illegally using his music to enhance my camera club's presentation next week. Tha nk you all for your suggestions and good night. xx

sorry to be a pedant but it is 'an' NOT 'a' arsehole. HTH

Nice one, whether I use it or not you have won sex with me! well done, when will you be collectng your prize? PS I am full of ES B, HSB and London Pried

We 'went to market' a few months back, and 'forgot' to get one. The agent took us off their books after about a month as we hadn't got a HIP. Too ****ing right we didn''t, they sent 3 of their mates in the first week (so bloody obvious that it was laughable), then absolutely zilch. And for that reason I am out!

When I read that, my first thought was YES, that is the one, then I listened and remembered how naff it sounds. Sorry LS Lovely, but too sombre for my lot. Again, sorry Ponty Now that I like. And even Mrs H knows it, which makes it modern in my book, a definitely maybe (not the Oasis one). I have also been listening to Cavatina and a bit of Paganini? Thanks for this people.

Maybe, maybe not;)

A wee bit slow for what I am after, but very nice all the same, cheers J9.

Downloading a sample now, my D In L, says it featured in that Kevin and Perry film!!!!!

Hi all, Next week I am producing a photography exhibition for a camera club that i work with. Showing a total of around 120-150 it will last for about 8-10 minutes. The photos are of a variety of subjects from buildings, people and animals, to close up shots of plants and flowers. It is just an sample of some of the work that the group have produced over the last couple of years. I need to put together some background music and am stumped, I was going to go for some soft classical stuff, but ain't too hot on names and composers really. Also considered obvious ones like 'girls on film, 'flash, bang, what a picture' etc. Please help me here? I have to take the tracks in tomorrow, and am off down the pub for dinner in a while, so will probably check thread later. Cheers in advance hammy PS I have the means to download almost anything suggested.

Thank you SL, people tend to forget that there was football before before it was Skyjacked. Never mind the premiership days, we were very, very good. Last nights farcical money-go-round transfer dealings are actually quite laughable, when compared to some of our amazing signings. We signed the two times winner of the European Player of The Year FFS (and it was the News at Ten headline story I think). And I honestly could not name all of the Saints players who had captained England there were loads of them; Channon, Keegan, Mills, Shilton (?), Wright, Ball, Watson ......

Ar first this appears to be a clear foul, but in slow mo, the German lad looks like he's been shot with a Luger. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uOivzoRc0I8&feature=user

The misplaced passes and amateur set plays reminded me of some of the errors that we've been making recently. At least we appear to be on an upward learning cuve, whereas the Old Firm pro's are just there for the pay cheques IMO. That Scotch football is terrible isn't it. I don't know how Strachan hes tolerated it for so long to be honest. I thought the man liked a challenge FFS! I also reckon that deep down he knows that he has unfinished business down here with us. It really would be a fairytale ending IMO. RL buggers off and WGS returns to lift us out of the mire and back into European football, where we belong, with an amazing mouthwatering crop of youngsters nurtured by JP.

Have we signed him yet?

Is that one thaat you've just pulled out of thin air, or should I be hitting F5 on the OS?

Who (or what) would enthuse you enough to be at SMS at midnight on a miserable September night?

And Dibden Purlieu?

Farce.. Arse.. Class...

Interesting thread. "Pikey" has been bastardised in recent years largely through ignorance, although you can see how it has now come to be used as a general insult. From my info (wife's gypsy lineage), it is still used by real gypysies (or Romani) to label those who have been disowned or thrown out by the 'family' council. This still happens to this day in the Romani communities. Nowadays the term does appear to be an accepted (not acceptable IMO) term for any underclass and hence is commonly used as an insult. I suppose, taking into account it's real meaning, it has simply been stolen from the Gypsies (ironic). I grew up in Gillingham, where, strangely, the term was never really seen as an insult and 'pikey army' would often be sung in the Rainham End just like we sing 'Red Army' at St Mary's. So even my own personal views on the use of the word have changed. I might also mention my brother who was born in Somers Road. Now he IS a Pikey Skate, but I love him all the same.

Tsk tsk! We all know that elephants can swim, but do you know how to make a dead elephant float? > A. Place 100 litres of chocolate ice-cream and 20 kgs of bananas into a bowl (large), add 1 dead elephant and serve. Easy