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Example (Gary Saunders) here: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/Notorious-bully-faces-a-long.4292527.jp "'..... safe in the knowledge that their mere presence and reputation meant that victims and witnesses were too frightened to come forward to support police."

Travelling showman, to give them one of their less offensive labels, have royal charters entitling them to hold fairs. And if ever you had your way and that was revoked it would be a very sad day for one and all. And you wouldn't have May Day if it weren't for their 'fairs' either. How you gonna explain to the whole country that they have to give up one of their bank holidays, just because you don't agree with an alternative way of life? Thought for the day (for Jillsaint): http://www.answers.com/tolerance&r=67

That is very simple, but very clever. Is theft only theft if you get caught?

i think that he'll start the game in an attempt to get ahead early. hope killer gets 'in' early. this will be a very interesting match imo

Have you seen yourself? I would bet £1.87 that you look silly whilst chewing your gum. Another thing right, where do you all put it when it's lost it's flavour? How the hell does it end up on the soles of my shoes? Disgusting, disgusting, DDIISSGGUSSTTIINNGG. Is it still a crime in Singapore, punishable by a sound beating with a bamboo stick? Not enough sound beatings nowadays IMO.

The worst thing ever invented is definitely CHEWING GUM! It is not even a food item yet people 'eat' it, shoving the stuff in their gobs and doing cow impressions. Please tell me what the point of it is? I am baffled as to why any sane person would pay to look like that. And don't tell me that it is to make your breath smell nice, good dental hygiene does that.

Bloody hell, they (dole cheats) even get discount on tiddly winks! "Annual membership of ETwA costs: £10 per year for people with a job £5 per year for unwaged people, or for students who are rejoining" Don't tell miserableoldgit, he'll flip. Is there any incentive to work nowadays?

Brill-iant

Less than 1 day a week!!! Is that healthy? Fair play mate, but that would kill me if I'm honest.

Could you say that again, my herrings not too good.

Why don't you go regardless of the weather, just for the halibut?

Now I feel silly, as I copied n pasted without reading it fully. apple ogies. Me lazy

How much A/L do you allow yourself ****o?

I seroiously don't wish to argue al of the points that you have tried to make there Tony, apart from one. Please tell me that you are not seriously questioning my level of support based on the fact that I do not agree with your friend trying to get onto the pitch? What would your friend have done had the stewards not done their job, and he had made it to the Birmingham players? How do think the Birmingham supporters would have reacted? What would the repurcussions have been for the club that you profess to love? I am sorry if (as you say) he has lost his season ticket, and if that is the case, then I think it is a bit over the top.

Teacher asks a class what their Fathers do for a living? All the ususal answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, factory worker etc. Then it's Little Johnny's turn; "my father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room, let the m snort crack cocaine off his willy and let them have their way with him. And they don't even use condoms!" The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "My father plays for Portsmouth Football Club, but I was just too embarrassed to say" (4-0 nice)

I am off to get a beer, as I've haddock nuff of this for now.

Any news yet? I am perched on the edge of my seat.

Did you read the thread title properly Stu? Pub team player of the year is not a boast in my book. Why waste the post Stu?

5-3 is currently 500-1 at paddypower, is that a likely, worthwhile bet?

I have £1 to put on correct score in running, I am thinking 5-0 maybe 5-1. Anyone else?

Poll? I am wiith the (shaven) kid.

That was right in front of where I was sat, I think the stewards saved him from a heart attack TBH. If he'd got on to the pitch they would have had to stretcher him off. He looked liked a great big fat embarassment from yesteryear. Also noted that his mates stopped half way down the steps to catch their breaths. Very menacing, I don't think. I do fear that we will be embarassed on and off the pitch many times this season. The Brummies have had a bloody good laugh at us today, and not just the throwing away 3 points. I also thought it was a fantastic advert for good supporters from a decent club, the way that Birmingham supporters sang Stern John songs after he went off. They had three or four, and I wouldn't be surprised if it made him yearn for days gone by. I hope lessons were learnt today.

Oh my! example 2????? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wasson

But the home page 'Online Today' section has three of five out of date items; Claus' Testimonial, New Kit Launch and West Ham friendly! Still one of the best official sites around though, and it's FREE (unliked some interweb sites).