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I had to read that a few times to get your 'drift'. In English, I think that you are challenging anyone with access to a can of spray paint, to make some alterations to the 30 foot advertising hoarding at the top of Hill Lane in Southampton, due to the fact that they're is a picture of Redknapp jnr on it. Am I correct? I will be eagerly watching that space over the next few days.

Just been checking and I think that over the past 6 months we've got in a bit confused with Sky, Internet and phone providers etc. I have been checking the sites like U-Switch etc. but they really do confuse me TBH. Maybe someone on here could advise us please? We have Sky+, multi room with 2 of the Sky+ boxes = £73.54! Yep, I said the F word when I just checked that. We have BT Broadband, just checked and the speeds are: Speed Down 2252.03 Kbps ( 2.2 Mbps ) Speed Up 376.09 Kbps ( 0.4 Mbps ) We use 2 numbers on the BT set up, but could make do with one in all honesty. The bill for BT is was a shade over £40! Again,. F--- me! Any advice would be REALLY appreciated folks. I have a busy weekend, so will probably not get around to sorting this mess until next week. Thanks in advance.

Talking of name-dropping. When I worked in 'counter-terrorism' at Heathrow, I admit that seeing Woody Harrelson (sp), Roger Moore, Diana (*****) Ross, Macca and the like did phase me a bit, and I used to excitedly tell the wife and kids who I'd 'met' that day. The novelty soon wore off of course. Didn't stop me asking Kenny Rogers for his autograph for my Mum though. After thanking him letting him go on his merry way, I checked what he had written: "J**** Lots of love Willie Nelson x". I worked they're when they started making celebs out of Jeremy Spake and that Anita woman, which sort of puts the whole celeb thing into perspective IMO. Celeb chasers turned celebs! At Southampton Airport, I was amazed to find that someone like Frank Carson was treated as a VIP! colinjb will be able to confirm this. C listers being stalked in the cafe, and I'll never forget the 'media circus' that surrounded that Japanese Goalie who signed for the skates, when he flew in, that was laughable.

Thanks for that quick reply Jonah. I am on the case.

How does someone who bought some shares a few years back, and has since moved house, get their certificates and update they're details please?

I have heard that there is a 'leaked' list of all members registered on the 'hooligan' game site. If anyone knows where I can find it, I'd be grateful. I need to know if any of 'them' are living in my postcode area. I bet that evil Russell Brand and JR are on it too.

From another thread: Coincidence :confused::confused::confused:

Not true. Fancy dress parties are fun, especially if you only tell one couple, then the other guests have much fun.

Cheers for that INS, some good costumes by the look of it. What is the quality of they're outfits like?

We are seriously considering cancelling our Sky contract to save a few quid. I am pretty sure that I was told that we 'own' the equipment. As we have a Sky+ box, would the actual box be rendered useless, or is it compatible with any other services like Freeview etc.? Cheers in advance people.

How about a 12 foot letter 'W' next to it accompanied by a picture of Rupert Lowe?

Chilworth Roundabout.

They always give higher results to lure you into paying the joining fee, like a mad fool. I would never fall for that sort of caper! :confused:

I suspect that he can't hear it with the 'Pompey Bands' rendition of this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx2qQP_9PGs ringing in their ears. I chose that version as I imagine that is how they would sound playing it, and I now want to own a Cimbasso. For those post-tobacco advertising ban, google "Hamlet adverts", you'll get it.

Two-Nil and you ****ed it up. Two-Nil and you ****ed it up. Two-Nil and you ****ed it up. Two-Nil and you ****ed it up.

I did enjoy seeing the Royal Marines at half time TBH. We should get the Albion Band to reform and ditch that bloody stupid penalty rubbish. Why is my brother not answering his phone I wonder?

Great use of subs Tony, great use of subs.

Hahahahahahaha!

What were/are their user names? Would be handy to know, just for future reference of course.

"one for running onto the pitch" Er, not counting the Sheff Utd game then! Were we too strong that day for the Old Bill?

If ever in Deal, Kent, seek out the Deal Hoy. A lovely pub.

Fred Dineage. HOW! WHY? More like You need to be a of a certain age, to appreciate the genius of that joke. IMO

She ain't smiling in these snaps. http://bbs.shang-shan.com/story.php?title=Dont_you_dare_David_Posh_keeps_a_close_eye_on_Becks_as_he_tries_not_to_ogle_basketball_cheerleaders_again ****! That's a long link! Sorry don't know how to put the photos up.

First post at that! Really looking forward to hugging a stranger tonight. COYFR's I reckon that we have really turned a corner now, but if not then I am considering a trial separation around Christmas time, so that 'she' might realise how ****ing brilliant I am. Someone famous once said that all women are whores, well I reckon that all football clubs are whores. Does that make sense?

Sorry INS, I really do not have the time to respond to all of your points. In summary I am not sure that a guarantee of paying any amount (be it 0.79 or any other amount) over the SVR is good advice, especially from anyone purporting to be a self-pronounced 'expert'. It is brokers/experts who are the main problem in my opinion, how is anyone who must recommend the best deal for themselves, going to put there customers needs first? I would advise everyone who is either re-mortgaging or looking for there first mortgage, to read the whole section on mortgages on this site: www.moneysavingexpert.com At the risk of repeating myself, anyone who requests it by PM, I will send you a pdf file explaining all. I do not consider myself an expert, but any savings that we have made have been OURS to enjoy! seriously INS, no offence, but **** the middle men.