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Apologies BTF, no offence intended. It does read as though everyone is jumping on your posts here, but I am sure it is not meant that way. As you know from experience, there IS corruption and bad practice in both the NHS and SS, and I am glad that they get stopped. I also believe that there is nepotism in many departments, which you must find so hard to break into. I come across it and the more obvious it is to spot, the more tough it is to penetrate, keep up the good work. In conclusion on Stannah Stairlift Gate, it sounds to me as if their sales and contracts people operate along the lines of timeshare sales people. There must be a better system! But that better system, would render the sale of more profitable (brand new) equipment less profitable for the suppliers. After all, Turkeys would never vote for Christmas, would they. BTF, out of interest, where would you start if you had concerns about a group of service users being systematically, financially abused? If the people who you would normally be expected to speak with are the abusers? Purely hypothetical of course.

Imagine he gets 'close' to our Lucy and the experience finishes him off. He entered this world in Pinner and would be leaving it in Pinder. Quick, call the fire brigade, I am on fire tonight!

I am sure that Sir Patrick (the sexist) will get on just fine with the likes of Miss Pinder. as long as she doesn't get above her station, like those blasted women at the BBC. "The trouble is that the BBC is run by women, and it shows: soap operas, cooking, quizzes, kitchen-sink plays..." If there are any birds involved in the making of the show, they will have an agenda, and a score to settle IMO. Don't do it Sir Patrick, stick to working with real stars (see what i did there).

No need to go to all that trouble on my account, my friend. Anyway, at around 10 AM I will be unwrapping my wife's little gifts to me. HTH

...and they were gifted with the power to scare the **** out of the submariner with one single word....Boo!

I was really thinking more along the lines of old goals on youtube.Like these crackers from 89/90 against the mighty (lol) 'pool, 4-1 final score, the ;ast being one of my favourite Matty goals of all time.

I am sure that there is definitely no-one in either NHS or Social Services taking back-handers whilst negotiating these contracts. Absolutely definitely not. Never.

On C4 now, the friendface (facebook parody) episode.

Spare us.

http://www.gillinghamfootballclub.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,10416~1492066,00.html Every club's got one!

Is that a question mark at the end of the first sentence? NO ITS SNOT! Your confused? I'm confused WS

I suppose we should accept defeat now, it obvious that the jocks hate Lennon more than we hate Lowe.

Don't know how to enbed (sp) vids, but this made me want to say 'extarminate' in a robot like voice. I resisted. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/856412/pan_stuck_on_head/

Like a broken record eh? Or should that be broken pencil? ROFLing

SEXIST PIG. You would soon miss her if you had to make your own coffee.

No, it is by far the largest toilet that I have ever seen.

The solitary reason why someone would think that Pompey is a shi7hole, is if they hadn't actually been there. If they had, they would know it.

Just done a bit of research with Mrs H. Asked how much she would pay ME for a bunk up, she said that she would rather pay me to make her a cup of tea. One usually leads to the other anyway, so I will brb in the time it takes to boil the kettle. Wish me luck boys, I'm going in.

What time is it when he cums? It's Ricoh time

/\ I was sat on it. FF for Sky Plus LOL

URGH! "in her bloody 70's, enjoys a massage"!! Naked!!! My Mum is 70 FFS! Quick where's the remote?

Have you not had one that small RR? (I have heard from a friend that) they try harder.

Hello Mr Droopy LOL Edit: Not you Stevo, The Italian guy. I am sure you have no problem in having a barclays and getting erect in the presence of men.

I am in the wrong job. Then again, if they're sick do they still have to (ahem) 'go in'. Crimbo too, probably don't (ahem) get it off. I thank you...

Foot Long Penis C4 NOW LIAR