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Fratton and St Mary's return to slum housing. New stadium at Jacksons Farm maybe?

Just found another weird co-incidence. Whilst in prison he patented a design for a wrench: http://inventors.about.com/od/wstartinventions/ss/wrench_2.htm I received the latest patented wrench (by Black & decker) for Christmas!!! There are most definitely forces at work, which we do not understand.

The revival of the BNP thread reminded me of the following interesting fact. I knew that it was ironically on Boxing day, but didn't realise until I was checking my facts but it is exactly 100 years ago TODAY that it happened: Jack Johnson became the FIRST black boxer to win the world heavyweight title in a match held in Sydney. When news reached America the Ku Klux Klan went on the rampage. In 1910 Gentleman Jim (Jeffries) was lured out of retirement with the promise of $101,000 if he challenged the black champ. Gentleman (lol) Jim was quoted "I am going into this fight for the sole purpose of proving that a white man is better than a Negro". The crowd (backed by a band) chanted racist chants. Jim lost! sparking race riots in which 3 black people were killed. Ironically, this fight was held on July 4th. Those Americans eh! When he did eventually get beat, it was in the 26th round of a 45 round fight. I must add that he was also a wife beater, the bastard. His first wife committed suicide to escape the brute.

Respect to her IMO. It is so much easier now to get your tits in print than in the heyday of glamour modelling. Hence, to be 'known' is quite a lot harder. Who remembers the first ever Page 3 girl? Pre- Jordan, Melissa messenger, Sam Fox, Maria Whittaker et al? My fave 'porn' star was (and still is) a lady named Desiree Cousteau, far too hot the young studs on the SFW, they seem to go for the most 'made up' scrawny things I have ever seen. And if they do have an ample bosom, it is usually man made.

I gave my wife one last Christmas, the very next day she gave it away.

I would urge you to complete this online assessment ss. I won't be able to sleep until I hear that you are okay, please report your findings. http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/help/bodykey/questions/index.aspx?nodes=ckkauw9FVew%3d

Havant is full of dipsticks New postcode for Havant: PO9 GTX lol

I am pretty sure that she doesn't fall into the supermodel category Arizona.

I got one of those automatic adjustable wenches, it is what i wanted, i am happy. I will also be going to see Fleetwood Back, smelling David Beckham.

How many pics of yourself did you put on it ss?

"...jobless Gary Patterson, 31, said: “Are you saying that if I dig far down enough beneath my living room I’d strike oil? What is this, the effing Beverly Hillbillies? Maybe there’s diamond mines under the Lidl too.” **** me, can't think why he's jobless!!! Yes Gary, start digging mate.

Thank you Steve, a good balanced read. I particularly liked the Hilda Ogden touch-up (very subtle).

This is how it will work okay. We use the better training facilities (ours), we all chat on the better fan's forum (theirs ;-)), we drop the most dreary monotonous song (theirs), and we combine the first part of our name (Southampton) with the last part of theirs (Football Club). The only sticking point that I can envisage may be the kit? How about we play home games in our red and white stripes, sponsored by Ford Transit and away games in their yellow kit. This really could work, the stadium could even be renamed after the the City of Portsmouth's most famous footballer - Thee Bobby Stokes Arena.

'til we win again, We'll sing again **** off back to Amsterdam

So, are protests inevitable now? Or will fans give them the next couple of games grace, to see if we can actually pull away? If we do drop into the relegation zone, then I would have thought that a mass walk-out at half-time versus Man U would have been fairly effective, or maybe after the firth goal? That pitch invasion was fun at the end of last season, wasn't it ;-)

Are you sure that's the punchaceleb injury? Your symptoms and 'that's better' comment would point me more in the direction of you having a good **** over him!

The gap appears to be closing, but I very much doubt that anyone physically has the time or energy to make a sustained assault on the Christmas Number 1 title. But what do I know.

That is very helpful actually BTF. You may not realise it, but you are probably one of the most respected posters on the whole wide internet. Happy Christmas BTF. lots of Christmas love to you. xx's

I have played poker with Lucy's cousin in Yorkshire, FACT. She is a nice lady.

I would much prefer to hit a chicken with my car, than a lampppost TBH. Also, 'why did the lamppppost cross the road?, doesn't have the same ring to it IMO.

I have a friend with that name, and for Christmas I have bought Aaron a G-string. Hope it fits.

Tickets now gone, and to Saints fans too! You wouldn't have wanted to sit in front of me anyway to be honest Baj, all foul language, tomato soup and singing out of tune. Plus I would have had to charged you a fiver admin fee ;-) Hope all (Saints FANS) who want to go, can get they're hands on them before the mancs.

I have been let down by a mate and now have 2 spare adult tickets for the Itchen, Block 4 - Row D. I have had a couple of Man U fans make me offers, but want them to go to Saints supporters. I am going away on Saturday 28th, until Saturday 3rd Jan, so I need to sort this ASAP. PM's please? Face value - £30 each (will split) buyer collects from Bassett.

To The Ronnettes classic. I saw Portvliet kissing Rupert Lowe, Underneath the Itchen Stand last night. It wasn't very bright, Without the full floodlights. But, what I saw just made my jaw, drop down at such a sight. Sorry, it's late!

Actually, in spite of the majority of fans, not liking Leeds, they have had a some really respected and likeable managers IMO. David O'Leary, Peter Reid and Kevin Blackwell, McAllister.