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Or change your car...Ungrateful.

You know what, 25 years ago "Kaka to Saints" probably wouldn't have ended up in TMS. FACT. Ask LM & KK

Right, I feel a bit gulty now for hijacking spotty dogs birthday thread; I feel that I should share my bounty with him £0.50 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe 2 - 1 7 - 1 Win £4.00 £0.00 £1.00 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe / S****horpe 13 - 5 Win £3.60 £0.00 Give me your bank details mate and I'll transfer you're £3.05

Done

From your tone, I take it you are taking the pis s_s? But a win is a win, I know a chap who used to bet REALLY big, he now lives in Regents Park, Londiniom, on a detached park bench. If you are gonna bet, bet for fun, not for the potebtial winnings, otherwise you will probably get hit by the potebntial losings IMO. I ****ING WON, And you should be happy for me. I deserve it, my year so far is going very well indeed. And it's not even my ****ing birthday yet!

Confession, I lied actually Ponty: £0.50 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe 2 - 1 7 - 1 Pending £1.00 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe / S****horpe 13 - 5 Pending And I ****ING WON!!!! The lemonayds is on me.

For his headache?

Yes. **** you're pedantic. They're thats better.

It ain't over 'til the woman who can't adopt kids sings though Ponty, and if this one comes off (I went 3-0 BTW) it will be my first in over a month. So actually, no I am crap.

I think Freud would have an opinion on your little faux gras SRS

When did anyone last see one of these in the shops? Weight-loss chocolate FFS! That is brilliant. Different flavours and everything. I'm gonna start a facebook group (tomorrow maybe). They should bring them back, to help people who want to adopt IMO.

I hope that you took this advice young man. Yeovil 2-0 down, man sent off. Money in the bank.

I recently bought a new battery for it, and rather than take a chance on one from Hong Kong, bought from a UK based sellr. Battery is rubbish and was made in China anyway. Bearing this in mind, would you recomend buying from HK for a tenner, or UK based for around £30 and probably be buying the exact same piece? Thanks for above advice too AdM.

Laptop, yes s_s. Getting pee'd off with it now too.

Couldn't agree more Steve. I am quite frankly getting fed up with sorting my rubbish, and as for glass recycling, I have long suspected that lots of it goes into landfill. After all, the UK bottling industry requires a tiny percentage of the green glass that we consume. And Southampton, don't even collect it from your doorstep. I would much prefer the council/government added a few quid to my taxes, and employed people to sort the rubbish at the recycling depots.

Manston, in Kent is the most sensible airport in the south east to develop IMO. As for the employment implications, that area (Isle of Thanet), could really do with it, (especially since BenBons was torched Colin). Take a look on google maps: http://wiki.worldflicks.org/kent_international_airport.html and you will see that runways could be built with little impact re flight paths around approx 270 degrees. There is lots of land available and he A2/M2 is just a few miles away. Add to that the fast rail link opening later this, year which virtually runs past their front door. They currently take some of the largest, heaviest planes in the world too, mainly freight at the moment but a fantastic opportunity to build a state of the art terminal. The north Kent coast (Margate, Ramsgate and Pegwell Bay) is where this country needs to bring tourists IMHO. If those beaches were good enough for the Romans in 43AD, then they are good enough for Johnny foreigner now. The extra transit passengers at Heathrow, don't add that much to the local economy apart from a few hundred jobs, as those passengers are merely passing through. Hence a bigger profit for another foreign company - BAA. They should be made to change they're name IMO they are NOT the British Airport Authority anymore.

Just been watching goals from his last season, that was probably the best saints team we will see for many years. Thanks for the memories Marian

Treat yourself to a little bet. As so many posters think that you are a ****, we must tke this as a sign that the betting gods are pointing us towards a punt on S****horpre playing away to Yeovil. S****horpe WILL win, but it is your birthday, so at around evens, we need to find a bigger return for you. You ABSOLUTELY MUST bet on Scunny to to win both halves (13/5). Also consider a final score of 1-2 (7/1), but I have an inkling that it will be a money making 0-3 result netting you a whopping 20/1. Consider placing a couple of quid on both results IMO. I would wish you luck, but luck does not exist in my world. Happy Birthday xx's Incidentally, it is fairly likely that the teams will be made up of entirley home grown talent, and it is 100% certain that they will all be English speaking, which is nice.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=303679119 Interests: Man United!!! ******

Hands up, I am **** at betting. My absolute top tip, ignore tips. I still have about 50p in my paddypower account if anyone wants to help me blow it??

Hi, I have been trying unsuccessfully for the past 2 hours to replace a 'SHIFT' key and an 'up arrow' key on my Dell Inspiron keyboard. Courtesy of one of the dogs jumping on my lap, the cute little ****er. I have all the tiny bits of plastic but cannot for the life of me get them to click in place. I can get a replacement keyboard for about £10 (from HK), my question is, how easy is it to actually replace the whole keyboard, or does anyone know of a local shop who can re-fit the originals at a reasonable cost please? I can live with the missing keys for now, but really want a permanent solution if feasible. Many thanks in anticipation and good night for now. H

Don't clap, throw money. Sorry boss Chorley's not here yet.

Do these stories prove that God has a sense of humour?

I would reckon one head maximum. However, if someone had two heads, and one was a stunner, then I would re-consider.

What do people consider makes the perfect parent then? I shall start with blue hair, blonde eyes.