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Wotte's new formation?

Same old, same old then. Although I am not confident that he can turn it around, I do wish him luck and will support him and his players.

If you take this as a gauge to measure the strength of feeling against Rupert Lowe, or you see it as some people with far too much time on they're hands you have to admit that it is an awesome achievement: http://www.punchaceleb.com/index.php?top20=all#Rupert%20Lowe%20-%20105m Last time I checked Neil Lennon was walking it, so someone has been working overtime IMO. Now that the 100 mill barrier has been broken, maybe someone could put they're press buddies on to it and publicise just what lengths some (sad) people have gone to. Ties in nicely with the planned protests next week. Mods. Apologies if wrong forum.

What sort of name is 'Actually'? What were your parents thinking? Incidentally, whilst in B & Q last week a wino was trying to buy some Methylated Spirits, but the chap on the counter wouldn't serve him as he said the company have a policy to discourage alcoholics. Which is a good thing IMHO. After a while the chap convinced the manager that he was decorating at home and it was for cleaning his brushes, the manager gave in and handed him a bottle of Meths. The wino handed it back and said "Can I have one out of the fridge mate"? I laughed.

And free petrol?

True story, Mrs H is one quarter Folki/Pikey/Gypsy. As long as it is not said in a na sty or derogative way she doesn't mind the use of "Pikey". However, use it in an insulting manner and she will put a curse on you. Hand on heart, Hamster's honour FACT.

I laughed at that SL.

No, I meant Wickses, or is his name B & Q hahaha

Went shopping for trainers today and needed to be home before half three. Left myself plenty of time to catch the bus. Out of the blue (no pun intended), along comes the number 2 bang on time. Excellent I thought, especially as I had allowed a bit of time for delays as you often find on public transport. I was just about to jump on the bus when WHOAAAA, WTF is that I said to myself? Emblazoned on the side of said bus was an advertisement for God, The Big Man himself, Numero Uno. "Come to Church" it said, "Come to Church, and be SAVED"! In big letters too. Saved from what? I asked myself. Was this a veiled threat, what if I didn't go to church? Will I rot in Hell, will I die a painful death? I was not going to stand for this ****, that's for sure. The upshot of it all was that I decded to take it further and asked the bus driver to go fetch a bus with a more neutral choice of advertisement. He advised me that there would be another one along shortly if I wished to wait. I had to point out to him that there would not be another number 2 for at least an hour, and actually, it would most likely be the exact same ****ing bus (I was getting angry by this point). Other passengers joined in the debate and eventually I managed to convince around two thirds of them to back me up and refuse to ride the bus. We decided that we would not be bullied by some company who would rather take they're dirty 'church' money than our hard-earned fares, they're loss, HA! That is alll really, except I should add that anyone contemplating making a similar stand, that it takes roughly 55 minutes to walk from Above Bar to Swaythling. Deduct about thirty minutes if you are being chased by an angry mob.

Oh no. Hope this doesn't develop into an argument now. Ponty I think you should shutter the thread just in case.

Certainly WAS, Deppo. BTW, I think I know you're brother - Wickesy

Right now - Giddy Bridge for cheap food 9ish - The Brook to watch a man dressed as a woman wearing flouncy clothes. Hopefully see T-Rexctasy while I am there too. Tomorrow - tinker with my old boiler.

PAYG is the way to go for me ATM. Found I'm only spending about £3 aweek so far, then again I do not have many friends. Thinking about Tesco month to month £15 for 600 minutes as she can talk.

For you J9, I am now off to The Brook to drink my Guinness until it is half full/empty. Next week will be better if we win after today's result. That is why I lov e football.

Alfie Ronnie Surman! He's been named after his Dad's Chairman 'A.R.S' sweet. Well done Drew and Laura, all the best.

Gets my Wotte.

Scu's Ma is much fitter Ponty, not that the lady concerned wouldn't get my full attention too?

/\ They were the best team in Ampshire today though weren't they Knobby?

Oi Knobby, we went out to the best team ion the whole wide universe and the World. Swansea aren't even the best team in Wales, maybe not even the best in Swansea. Notice how I didn't bite there?

Thank **** for that. Do they have to give it back now? Didn't the dozy *****s lose it once? I seem to remember a story about it turning up in The Bird In Hand pub in Horndean, of course I could be wrong.

Orange didn't even try to keep us, that's me and Mrs H's 2 contracts! They simply said they were sorry that we were leaving them. And I had been with them ever since my very first mobile about 10 years ago.

Obviously not THE Bionic Woman, because this is she: Bet she knows how to erm.... pleasure her man (at about 1723 strokes a minute I don't doubt too).

I thought this thread was going to be about Natalie!

They must have someone lined up to replace him. It would be madness to sell your best players for short term gain and risk losing millions via relegation. Only a complete **** of a chairman would sanction such idiocy!!

Erm, I know and erm...I know Today of all days MB. There is important shareholders meeting to discuss, and not everyone is allowed out after they're dinner tonight so they needs to excite about it on here. You is messing with seriousness at levels you cannot understand, somebody will explode they're headveins because of you one day. Do you want that on your conscience? Well, do you?