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Sheet, they're Mum is insisting on taking them to school. Mean IMO. I just got through to the school in the vain hope that they are closed, but again a mean lady told me they are open as ususal. That's the trouble IMO, As Usual!!! This isn't USUAL, they have never seen it this good before, and theyre's a good chance that they may not see it this good again in they're childhood.. Kids should be out with they're Grandads enjoying it, making snowmen in the image of Rupert Lowe (and knocking they're heads off), sledging, snowball fights and freezing they're little mittens off. Snow IS educational IMO, and should be on the curriculum. I can't go sledging on my own can I? I'd be mistaken for a weirdo.

It's a road though GB, with cars I believe? I need a grassy hill.

M3 J11 right now looks like it's snowing: http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/webcams/traffic_bushfield_webcam.shtml

+1 Mao. I grew up in Gillingham, snow paradise for us kids. One of the things I most miss in all honesty. Today, I will be making up for over 20 years of missing out.

Link to local webcams here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/articles/2005/05/11/travel_webcamsmap_feature.shtml Major roads look okay at the mo (apart from Stag Gates).

I am off today, as are Grandsons now, where near to Southampton is the best hill for sledging please?

My Arse

Here in my hand I have a 24 pack of flavoured condoms. I need 2 of them for Mark and Mike, but if you two aren't 'protesters, we've got the rest of the night to use them all up. Whadya say?

Seriously folki, apart from the OS site, has anyone actually heard Rudi request ask for a transfer? Maybe they are trying to make it untenable for him again. Just a thought, and I may have missed something.

Adams probably won't resign IMO. He did that at Wycombe and got no pay off. 'Arry would have shared his wisdom with him re 'how to **** on people and get compensated for doing so' IMHO. It won't be long though, and wouldn'rt it be cool if Jan Portvliet took his place and royally ****ed them up the arse. Then he could come back to us.

Girl from Pompey was in the paper last week. It was a story about her having 8 boys all named David! The reporter asked why she had given them all the same name, and she said it made it easier when calling them all in for their dinner. (Made sense to me). When asked what she did when she only wanted to call one of them, she said "That's easy, I just use their last names".

I was behind a bird in ASDA the other day. The young lad on the checkout said "I bet that you're single, yeah?" "Yes I am" she said "Is it the 'meal for one' that gave it away?" "No" he said, "It's 'cos you is ****ing ugly"

I am missing something here obviously. Good job Mrs H doesn't work for BUPA, you would get a bill.

Pre-Menstrual women tend to act in strange ways. Did someone pee her off, and this was her way of exacting revenge?

I have decided that he will stay now. We may well require his services due to 'unforseen' circumstances.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/01/13/british-press-blame-david-bowie-for-recession-we-clear-ziggy-stardusts-good-name/

I am sure that many on here wouldn't have fancied our chances a couple of months back, but would we fancy playing the skates right now? You bet, and down at they're **** hole too.

Crikey! That's not ****ing funny IMO

b, i mean an absolute top level champion playing against grown ups and winning Wimbledon, the ones that every one knows the name of. I know that to the tennis officianados like yourself and hypo, we have probably had quite a few good players, but they are known for being quite good and not the best in the world. We can produce them in football, Rugger, Athletics Motor Sport and so many other disciplines. Why not tennis?

Some might say it was David Bowie. FACT

Right. Mrs Hamster works at The Eye Unit at SGH. It could be conjunctivitis. It could be Iritis. It could be any nimber of things TBF. You really need to get it looked at by someone at Eye Casualty, and don't hang about. As per usual DON'T RUB IT.

You are not alone paris, that is a good thing mate. Just so long as you do not have a string hanging out of your mouth too.

TBF it is primarily links to BBC news items ds. And some of my best friends are sweaty socks anyway.

Another one for the English Tennis Hall of Fame then. Seriously yhtough, it would be soooo great to have a world beater one day.

Cometh the hour, cometh the FAN. Join the march, you have nothing to lose but your club. And as for chants, this is probably the most poignant time in our recent history for us to join as one singing "Oh When The Saints Go Marching In" as we turn into Brittannia Road. It will be awesome and will bring a tear to my eye. COYFR's