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Trouble is ESB, he is 'helping himself' allegedly, helping himself to whatever takes his fancy. I wouldn't be surprised if he has made a few quid from Kenwyne's agent the other week after his contract was re-negotiated.

And that would make another ex-saint intent on seeing us perish, all due to Lowe treating him like something on the sole of his shoe. If he goes, I hope it is abroad, for all of our sakes, he is still good enough for this (and better) league IMHO.

Was said laddie wearing his traditional skirt with no undercrackers?

Good I say: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/67919/Rafa-slams-Harry/

Another thing i am not sure of is whether i should be putting in the WAP or the GPRS info? I am hoping it is just turning off some security setting as the rest is way over my head TBH.

Cheers stevo, but have that info already. Nice of you to go to the trouble of finding it though. As for calling them, they charged 25p a min to tell me that they would send me an e-mail (with that very same info). To think, I got the same info on here for just a fiver a year. Bargain. I am pretty sure that I am simply putting the wrong info in the wrong place, or possibly not opening a port or something? Hopefully Baj or some other kind soul will chip in.

Aye. I have oft felt that we should rename Kings Cross, Culloden, just like Waterloo used to be a little reminder for the French.

Sat 23:00 - Red Star Belgrade

In English please Marco?

I have an htc touch dual, also known as the 'nike'. I managed to unlock it after leaving Orange and am on an ASDA pay as you go SIM only until I decide what contract (if any) I go with. I love the phone, especially the 'cube' feature, but cannot for the life of me get on the internet. I am not techy, and ASDA have simply sent me some settings which don't seem to work. Anyone else got one who can talk me through the process please?

PL, might I suggest that you re-read MB's post? Or are you confirming what people suspect of Pompey Dads?

You could do worse that The Stoneham Arma, near the Crem. They have won Best Bar None awards too. http://www.stonehamarms.com/

And a couple of horses in a field.

23:00 tonight - Red Star Belgrade. (or LA Galaxy). (or Grampus

I predict a riot. And a 4-1 win

Since when has Otterbourne been a Cinque Port then Michelle?

A Shmokin' gun no less jillyanne

Fri - cook chilli for family (secret recipe) Sat: AM - Scrap metal merchants PM - Can't join march (but there in spirit), enjoy match (whatever the result) Eve - Pictures (undecided) Sun - Newbury to help In-Laws move house Highlight I expect to be getting a good price at the scrappies.

I still hate Thatcher. FACT

I refure to watch Emmerdale FARM since the plane crash.

My top tip! If you stay at Santa Fe, there is a petrol station just outside the car park where you can buy cheap snacks, wine and bottles of ****y lager.

Had a great family holiday there a few years back, about 12 of us. Me and the wife were delayed getting to the stunt show and I told the Grandkids that I had been asked to fill in for one of the stunt guys. I swear that they still believe this to be true. And when they watch the old video tape, they always say "There's Grandad" when the bloke slides the motorbike under the truck. We were in fact sat a couple of rows behind them all the time.

Extreme IMO, just for monkeying around a bit. I used to get a good Gorilling occasionally.

Thank k you Jillyanne. I have been prctising and made this for you, what do you think?

Getting shafted by an unwashed minor praps?