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Bangkhok, two thongs: Southampton is more tha 300 miles from you, it's at least a thousand. I have a spare that you can have first refusal on. Normal Hexagon Saints conditions apply* *behave yourself and queue for my ht coffee. No photography permitted. Note: only one available but fair chance of getting another from box office quite close (Block 4) if you need one and are willing to queue. Box office opens at 9 AM I believe. If it's just yourself then no problem.

Duck oFf Zeppo

Woke up this morning to no Easter gag again! Every sine Easter since we've been together I have hinted and hinted that I want one, just a basic Mars Easter egg, nought over the top. Every year all I get is laughed at and I've had enough. I have my own faith which may not necessarily include the story of Easter but my kids and gk's get eggs and they (especially the gk's) are only interested in the choccie treats. My granddaughter for example told me that Easter was jesus' birthday! ASDA were selling them for a measley quid this year but I point blank refuse to buy my own, just about to take mrs h a cup of tea up but I'm in two minds whether to put a spoon of dioralite in it, I am very tempted.

There was a proper re enactment on the beach yesterday being told by a local church group. Three massive crosses erected and to my surprise three lads were actuLly nailed to them (specialmecfects department excelled themselves). I really wanted to shout out some lines from Life of Brian but that would have been very naughty. Deppo I pray for you mate.

Confirms what we told the Brighton fans Noone cares about you or us

I shared a seafood platter with mrs h, quantity was most important.

I'm just back. Long day; set off early and headed for the beach, had lunch with a live band who's bassist was a saint. Was quantity and the beach was absolute heaving. Dropped the wheelchair bids at the stadium planning to head back titian to keep An eye on mrs b's spending but the stewards had the bus boxed in. Managed to somehow sweet talk them into letting me in although they didn't think my saints shirt was that of a coach driver so I made a quick dress change into a spare shirt and bribed the lad at the gate with a bottle of cold Coke and I was in n Very nervy first half but as sommany times this season still felt confident being 1-0 down. Saints fans really upped it a gear and I genuinely think that we were the twelth man today. Fonte's celebration confirmed that. Saw Doddsy too so you must have been just to my right, I was stood in the wheel hair section to the left. Headed back into town for ice cream and pick up mrs h then my secret shortcut back to the A27, ahead of the official travel club. Still really buzzing, can't wait til Monday.

A27 closed at Fontwell. Accident

I am on the A27 right now n Traffic is TERRIBLE. LEAVE EARLY IS MY ADVICE

Triangle

Painting the pavilion? Is that a euphonism (sp)?

TIC We are very good at it though. You'll see tomorrow. FWIW I would be a very disappointed little seagull if they didn't go out to win every last game, this 'we have nothing to prove' stuff is nonsense and disrespectful to their professionalism. In some ways this is one of you most important games cos in years to come you it one of the few games many of us will remember. There are some bragging rights at stakes here.

The goals stay up on the all weather pitch um. Come along.

Philipo, I'd have thought this was right up your street? You over in the near future? Just say if it's cos you don't want to associate with me, I wOnt be offended.

Yes MB. If just four turn up then we can have a bit if fun in the big goal. IF THE MODS STICKY THIS then I reckon we'd get at least double which is enough for a friendly I reckon. I've been asked whether a match could be organised to replace the forum Match but that would not be fair to steve and Baj. If anything I reckon we could hold an impromptu Phil v nick game in a couple of weeks time. I'm on holiday mod may but free most Sunday's so it's really down to interest shown. Let's get Sunday out of the way first eh.

Dump

They have to come at us now, All going to plan. Let's see if they really can play football against the best footballing team in the league.

http://www.theconcordeclub.com/product.php?xProd=275&xSec=8 Right, next Fridays entertainment above. Supposed to be really good. With 3 course dinner the cost is £22.90. I'm booking a table for 8:30 and the acts usually start about 10. Anyone wanting a room it is £60 per room with breakfast. A perfect start to the day away at Brentford. Need money up front ideally but if you can be trusted I can pay in advance and you pay me back on the night. No exceptions I'm afraid as I am a poor LG worker. Any questions below and partners always welcome. Anyone seen flirting with mrs h will be dealt with accordingly, bring your own.

Just coffe last night as I'm on a strict diet. Someone must have spiked my coffee. Might get mrs h Tom obfuscate my phone in future as I seem to be making a habit of embarrassing myself recently.

Noone cares what gus says or thinks. Well do e for coming top of the table but it's not that big a deal compared to getting promoted and building on it. Who in all seriousness has the brighter future and who will care who came first or second. You get remembered cos people notice you. Saints are a bigger brand thanbrighton and that will never change Even poyet is bigger than Brighton and that is not the way to be. Adkins has created a team on a team bus and he is a genius. I reckon that we are now proper rivals andhope we have many more derbies in years to come but doubt it be that way as Brighton won't keep up.

So for this season Nigel has got one over on eddie Howe, that bloke who replaced him, Darren ferguson, holloway and now poyet.

Tommy would struggle to get in my team tbh. Is this a sticky yet?

Just to clarify, we are playing on the all weather pitch with the little goals. Wear trainers and long socks, no need for shinpads but if you hit the deck expect grazes and if you are stupid enough to try a sliding tackle then do not expect any sympathy. There is no first aid available. For everyones well wing we stop after half an hour and change ends Bring your own drink. Smoking IS allowed on the pitch. You Koch the ball over the fence and you go fetch. Late arrivals welcome. No official score is kept, thre will be a score suggested and if enough people agree then it stands. Everyone has to do a stint in goal, no exceptions.

You're on nick's team okay. Were red and White stripes by the way and nick's kerazy gang can wear any thing else. No ref?

Mike is proof of this.