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This is a lovely thread to follow, genuinely enjoying it and reminds us what the forum is best at; bringing people together. I'm hoping to be moving away from soton one day and joking aside the forum will be a genuine lifeline. My Mum's side of the family are from theYorkshire coalmining towns, yorkshire's a beautiful county.

Will not forget Radhi's celebration at Bournemouth for a very long time.

Guly v Bristol rovers was a real Relief too, always believed that it was coming but hearing the huddersfield result coming through that goal lowered my BP significantly. Guly v blackpool was a nice and extremely well taken at any level. In truth there have been so many moments this season.

I'd have thought that quite a few people workmnights in there: security, mainainence, stock control, deliveries etc.

I see now. Fair play but we're playing in black this weekend aren't we.

All I'm seeing is celebrities. ?

None that I've ever come across, no.

/\ by choirboys? You're pulling my leg.

A woman called Sammy called again today, she told menit expires mid June. Should know if it's still a goer by then. What about a building society or broker? Are looking for a change?

Anyone else heard the rumour about the fracas in the grandstand? Apparently everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

I got caught masturbating in the vestry by the priest when I was a choirboy, he told me I should save it for when I was older. I've got 14 jam jars of the stuff under the stairs if anyone needs some.

You can't steal that which you already own. Make sure you don't use the last of the milk and can you let the corgis out for their morning shlt before you leave, cheers mate.

Pertinent with thought to not offending. Pointed? I think so but not to any individual, I simply feel that we all knew this avatar discussion was inevitable, I have certainly though about it's connotations. Pleased to see the mods standing aside for so long and not taking the bait, not at all surprised at so many contributors Resorting to type though. It's like good old fashioned pub politics, without the ESB

Spag Bol? Sorry, I'm thinking if a mafia wedding, silly me.

Step up definitely, I only spend a couple of hours a fortnight in St Mary's mrs h spends most rest days in Primark. Unless of course you are referring to the sourcing or destination of proceeds? I think Primark started as Penny's in southern Ireland by some politically influential business types, if you know what I mean. We of course are squeaky clean on that front.

I dare you to change it Turks or are you waiting for another quiet news day for that genius masterstroke?

I know what I meant when I said it and I don't need to answer to no one. I'm sure the anti-Turkish bastards on here will jump to their own conclusions but that just makes memfeel all the more superior. Job done

/\ Their stance seems very much anti the club's new owners and I'm not sure that we want or need a committee when we still have the saints trust to satisfy that role. But I take your point about how succesful it appears, then again Liverpool are a massive club, we're not yet.

Did you not think to do some for the people in your village who prefer a chocolate treat dog? Not everyone goes for the jam mate, not even all of our illustrious royals apparently.

Appropriate for those ****-faced spongers I shall be lighting a celebratory cigar with a rolled up fiver. I'm actually having a first attempt at making a proper English dish of steak & kidney suet pudding. Any advice very welcome as I promised not to spout any anti monarchy stuff and let mrs h enjoy the whole day, my reward is a meal at the Concorde with the subject comPletely off the menu.

I think that we all know that that is a lie.

I got a call frommthemmthe other day, they said that they are still liaesing with our conveyancor surprisingly! Iirc that deal is time limited, what would you advise? Btw, I would wholeheartedly recommend voluntary work in the interim. Your time wod be very welcome by some extremely deserving causes.

I don't know, I once shoved a stick into a bee hive, I was innocently trying to get some honey, until I explained to people that bees produce honey they all jumped to the wrong conclusion that I was a right ****wit who got what was coming to me. Didn't bother me cos I got my honey regardless and am now considered an ace apiculturist, in my mind at least, others still think I'm a ****wit but I don't care what others think. I never tell the story to anyone anymore cos I realised being a ****wit was not a good thing except to other ****wits. Apologies in advance if you think I'm calling you a ****wit, I'm not.

Although I will be ecstatic if the results go to plan on Saturday I will understand some celebrating promotion. Tough as it will be to contain the elation, I believe the proper celebration will properly be held at home in front of our fans on the last day of the season.

Correct, subs were introduced mid 60's. Interesting trivia fact: The very first sub to be used in a match was Keith Peacock who came on to replace Charlton's (played his whole career there) Goalie. The season when teams were permitted to use a second sub, 1986, we played QPR at home. We ran out 5-1 winners with iirc Colin Clarke scoring a hat trick, this result put us top of the league. The very interesting fact is that QPR were the first team ever to bring on a second substitute and that substitute was Gavin Peacock, Keith Peacock's son. As a side note Keith was the manger of Gillingham at the time and due to them being my mistress club I may be the only person who is aware of this interesting fact, I may also be the only person who cares.