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Guest Ales please, there are some cracking local brews available for us connoisseurs and we like our beer flat and warm so lining them up during the first half would go down even better.

'you expect me to talk Mr Cortese?' 'No Mr Reed, I expect you to diet'

Good idea re the airline or cinema methods. Hope the TO are taking note.

We've used this Martin Lewis guide before and it's paid real dividends CS. Some really good tips and advice and it's FREE http://www.brochurecentre.co.uk/i2.php?p=det&product_id=60

'the corks hanging off the hat aren't stereotyping, they are to show that it's an australian'. Brilliantly stupid

Is that how FlyBe work Phil?

The club would stillmneed to post tickets though surely. A swipe card couldn't work if you bought a pair of tickets could it? I do like this idea though I'd just keep it to saints products though personally. I have heard from my 'mate' that ticket scanning turnstile equipment is due for instalment towards the beginning of July , I wonder if DiBden and I have a mutual friend here?

Not in place of ST's but alongside them might work and please a few people. Some ST holders want and need to have the exact same seat every game to ***** about the exact same person sat two rows away for some reason. Would you propose separate queues for card holders for beer etc? I can see 'members' waving their cards at the other queue when Pompey come to town too.

Even more weird is the fact that the programme producer is Sir Chris Penis, I kid you not

Say that again and I'm gonna duff you up Scott.

Pleasuredome

Has Mark Chapman been released?

Comers

Can someone please remind me how much an adult ST cost last season in the Chapel please? It's gone from the OS now. Cheers

You teaches English don't you? God help us.... Saturday, we are off on the boat for a week, no speed mobies on the canals and very little stress either. I was told a few years ago Sue, that you don't need to speak a foreign language to teach ESFL. is this true?

In my opinion Sue, I think it will start to recover (ish) this summer. I'm no conspiracy theorist (or am I) but this recession is just a very small group of wealthy men keeping us in our place, they'll drip feed the 'recovery' when they are ready to IMHO. The first real improvement in the British/European situation will correspond with the coming of the warmer weather, doubling the happiness factor. I just heard on r4 that theirs to be an increase in the boe base rate, meaning the banks are ready to let us rejoin the HP lifestyle that so many hanker for. You will know as well as I that happiness is not found through money, possessions and associated debt Sue. It is to be found beneath the cork of a nice Rioja. FACT

On a serious note Bridgey, I think you should consider keeping it to yourself who you will be working for mate. Some people will be over you like a rash for inside info and favours. ;-) I am saying nothing more on the subject, lips sealed.

I'm a married man, very flattered by your euphemistic chat up lines but can I please just have my burger and fries. You're gonna struggle to get that first star if you're not careful too.

Yup Suze baby. How come all yous foreign dudes iz up so early anyways? Iz you jus getin in from clubbin or wot?

Well done Bridgey mate. Just one question though; can I have fries with that please? Btw, had a bit of movement yesterday, we're now actually where we thought we were when we started, if you get my drift.

V funny my tax dodging fiend. Sadly it is you and not I who is looking foolish here mate. You've been away so long that you have missed out on how the English language has developed in your abstinence. Mobie is popular in youth culture as an ab. for Mobile. HTH

Absolutely and undeniably wrong CS, sorry my friend. Religion may be one of the vehicles but it is always MAN that is driving. Just like money, love, power, football or just a pub fight over a humble game of pool it is man who is to blame when violence erupts Every single time. We even fight over peace!

Bassett Green Road ATM. I wonder how many they'll catch?

Just watching it now. I'd always fancied myself as a bit of an entrepreneur actually. First thing to happen, some bloke knocks the door at FIVE in the morning! **** right off SIR Alan.

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