arfurdent

Obviously the slapper is bidding for the cleaning contract or maybe going to do a Time and Lack of Motion Study on the waifs "serving" the roadkill at halftime in SMS We have a serious credit crunch, banks not lending and the team is floundering in the relegation zone. The only assets are to be sold in January. Great time for a takeover. Realistically the big changes at SMS in December will be the Christmas Tree going up. Shame Rupert is not on top of it.

baked beans give you wind - takeover wind that is

Well outside the grouse season old Rupert can bring his toff mates to SMS and let them start shhoting at the flying pigs. He will need a few beaters to get them flying or act as an alternative target

Things are going downhill. The Prince of Wales no longer has the tall blonde barmaid with the large mammary glands serving on Saturday lunchtimes