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baked beans give you wind - takeover wind that is

Well outside the grouse season old Rupert can bring his toff mates to SMS and let them start shhoting at the flying pigs. He will need a few beaters to get them flying or act as an alternative target

Things are going downhill. The Prince of Wales no longer has the tall blonde barmaid with the large mammary glands serving on Saturday lunchtimes