adrian lord

Game over.

Terrible ball from Bednarek.

Come on, if we can equalise, I think they might crumble.

Iliad enough of it mate!

The ref is a right Homer.

AMN Powder puffs a shot into Row Z

Forest faking an injury to get themselves off the ropes.

I’ve always liked the cut of Lyanco’s jib. Yes, he can overdo it quite a lot, but he’s got lots of passion and is one of the few that really seems to care.

When you’re going down, you’re going down.

Ridiculously clumsy by Maitland Niles, but the forest guy goes down like he pivoted around the fulcrum somewhere up towards his pelvis. Yet he was kicked on the heel.

For crying out loud

Did Schar not even get booked for that poleaxing of Gabriel Jesus just now?

Is the Saudi government going to develop and complete the bowl at St James’ Park?

Liquorice Allsorts equalise…

Decided to go out for a 4 mile walk when we were up one nil. Arriving home to find Selles, for the third game in a row, has made suicidal substitutions and tactical decisions at, or shortly after half-time.

I really won’t miss all the nauseating fawning over state-owned clubs next season.

FFS

Lol!

"....Final whistle, and St. Mary's purrs with the sound of blankets being folded, and flasks being stowed away in beige plastic holdalls."

Everton are an even more disordered club than us, and that is saying something. No manager on earth can keep them up either IMHO

It’s almost as if the club are throwing the Premier League

JWP “not feeling very well” mmmm.

Another suicidal substitution at half-time, taking off a creative player

Selles interviews are reminiscent of Chemical Ali

Can you put the bins out?