adrian lord

Players get treatment every time they fall over these days. It’s turning the game into American football in the sense that vast periods of the game are standing around doing nothing waiting for treatment to end, and then there’s short bursts of set piece ‘plays’ before the next long tedious interval.

Bednarek going off

Poor game with both sides not showing much quality, punctuated with long stoppages and injuries.

Spurs over the bar.

More shots in 3 seconds than the last 3 games!

Definitely. We’ve been a zombie club from the Gao era on. I could cope with his absentee, remote stewardship, that was for the most part caused by the Chinese government who shafted him with the sudden change of monetary outflow policy a matter of weeks after he bought the place, but these shallow shysters that are running the show now in the form of Ankersen et al feel sleazy and make me uneasy.

Mr Birtles was a player for QPR in the 80s.

#smug

Disgraceful. We are gone. Sports Republic are dilettantes.

Don't fancy our chances in the Championship.

Lost count of the abysmal crosses. Bendarek at it now

We’ve got a team, half of whom are what I would call “agricultural” footballers.

Crossed into the stands behind the goal, row, five

Bree is shocking.

I think the next team to score might be Brentford.

The subs have made us far worse, if that was even possible

We bought such a lot of crap with no overall strategy about creating a balanced team and philosophy of play. Desperate scattergun purchases.

What a dreadful game. It really is the Premier League at its worst.

Alcatraz off

Ward-Prowse way off target it wasn’t really a freekick anyway we got very lucky there

We are absolutely hopeless in the penalty box

KWP hamstring

God, there’s been some literally laughable Southampton play the last few minutes

Brentford goalkeeper, is bossing everything in the area

We are just so insipid in front of goal