adrian lord

She manages to be both monotonous and shrill at the same time. Clearly they think this is such a rubbish low-key match that they can blood one of the women commentators for the men’s Premier League.

Perfect analysis. Saved me the trouble, thanks!

Tellingly, this result is no particular surprise.

Shallow shysters. After they have crashed Saints I could easily see Rasmus and his SR cronies turning their hands to running a televangelist type credit card ministry.

Thankfully, the BBC have changed their website gamepage masthead photo from a picture of the Newcastle fans in all their piebald and bare chested “glory”, to a picture of a player from each team in action.

Clearly, it’s still possible to stay up…but ominously we have all the hallmarks of a relegation club: Bloated squad of mostly low quality nobodies, many impulsively and panic bought. Accelerated cycling through managers. Lightweight vanity merchants at executive level. No on-field identity, coherence, or resolve. Collapse at the first sign of adversity.

Ffs

Sounds like it’s one of those games…

Yes. Need lots of tackle-inviting dribbling around, in, and just outside their penalty area.

Yep. Weather the early storm.

Come on Saints

Please give Rueben the gig.

Selles should get the gig.

Whoop whoop!!!

He offers no insight, I am certain they only keep him on as a pundit because they feel sorry for him, and know that he would implode totally without the job and the income.

How much freaking longer?

Remember the Alamo!

JWP direct free kicks are 85% as good being awarded a penalty.

Come on Saints

SR seem a bunch of lightweights. All image, managmentspeak and hairwax, but no depth or substance. Was never keen on Marsch. Let's see how Selles does for now, he is highly regarded by the shop floor. We are in a right pickle and need to get the long term substantive appointment right.

Really don’t want Steven Gerrard. I’ve seen nothing to suggest that he will cut it as a manager.

Just seen the news. We can still stay up if we get a shrewd, proven organiser of a manager in.

And Ankersen is the smarmy, louche, wax-haired artisan coffee bar psychopath counterpoint to Jones’ pub psychopath…

I think JWP is the key player that Jones referred to in the notorious quote at the press conference earlier in the week.

The combination of incompetence and arrogance displayed by not only Jones, but also Ankersen is astounding, and it’s proved extremely dangerous - as it does whenever it’s exhibited in people who wield power and responsibility.