adrian lord

Pray, what are these "channels" on the pitch of which the oh-so-smart Millennials constantly speak?

It’ll be a miracle if there’s not a sending off in this game at this rate

1:1 my ideal relegation would be: Everton West Ham Bournemouth

Leicester are shocking

Nail biting

Now he’s got booked to boot

What the hell was that Armstrong?

The obligatory mention of the nine nil

That Tosser Vardy.

Sky now reviewing the VAR desperately…

Never offside

Yeeeees!!

Nearly undone by that corner.

She manages to be both monotonous and shrill at the same time. Clearly they think this is such a rubbish low-key match that they can blood one of the women commentators for the men’s Premier League.

Perfect analysis. Saved me the trouble, thanks!

Tellingly, this result is no particular surprise.

Shallow shysters. After they have crashed Saints I could easily see Rasmus and his SR cronies turning their hands to running a televangelist type credit card ministry.

Thankfully, the BBC have changed their website gamepage masthead photo from a picture of the Newcastle fans in all their piebald and bare chested “glory”, to a picture of a player from each team in action.

Clearly, it’s still possible to stay up…but ominously we have all the hallmarks of a relegation club: Bloated squad of mostly low quality nobodies, many impulsively and panic bought. Accelerated cycling through managers. Lightweight vanity merchants at executive level. No on-field identity, coherence, or resolve. Collapse at the first sign of adversity.

Ffs

Sounds like it’s one of those games…

Yes. Need lots of tackle-inviting dribbling around, in, and just outside their penalty area.

Yep. Weather the early storm.

Come on Saints

Please give Rueben the gig.