adrian lord

Ankersen writes books about being a success...without actually being a success himself. It is reminiscent of those self-appointed "life coaches" who have utterly fucked up personal and professional lives behind the scenes.

I'd love Bielsa but not sure he's a relegation Red Adair type. Yes, get him in early Summer but we might need a street fighter for the next 3 months rather than an artist.

Sky commentary team sound catatonic that Newcastle have gone in level at half-time, rather than running away with it according to the script.

Other results haven’t been great to boot.

That tall geezer was something like 12th on our shortlist of strikers in the window? Smacks of desperation.

Jones is a clown who needs sacking but the blame has to lie with that self-regarding poser Erasmus

Walcott? Did we not buy the fabled new striker in the window?

Rabble of a squad, uncoached.

Reckon we are done and down. I’d say the current bottom three are also going to be the bottom three at the end of the season, and we can look forward to playing the naval town in the westerly direction next season.

Everton and Dyche are more bad news for us.

The common denominator with the Chelsea rabble and our rabble is that Shields assembled them, just different budgetary levels! Reminiscent of when Man City did a similar rabble assemblage, famously including Mick Channon. Ended in tears for City and Mick.

How much money have Chelsea spent? Absolutely dire against Fulham so far.

Bollox

Lavia.

It’s not taken long for players to learn to play the concussion card has it?

So much time wasting and disruption

Time wasting tricks now ffs

This is absolutely diabolical.

Financial fair play.

Jones is fucking clueless. Sports Republic are too clever by half and a bunch of fucking posers.

“What a job that fellow's doing at this moment in time” Err…with unlimited funds to buy any player he wants.

It would be absolutely joyous for us to turn this round and puncture the Newcastle balloon, tear up the script

You took the words out of my mouth. Repulsive sycophancy towards Newcastle.

Charlie Austin has just scored for Swindon

Concentrate on the league and all that…