adrian lord

4. we want 5!!!

Hilarious At least we lead the world in kneeling.

The whole thing has an aura of “we’re resentful we’re not on the beach with the rest of our mates and having to stay behind to play this crap”

Turgid. Insipid.

I hope he's got a ticked Twitter account at least?

Astonishingly pedestrian performance by England.

Rangnick didn’t have a cat in hell’s chance. The vile Cabal of players in the squad downed tools after about the second or third training session. I wouldn’t want to be that Ten Hag guy unless he’s given free reign to bin off about seven - nine players.

Beautiful

Clever game by Real. Perfect tactics.

Would be such a shame if the quadruple dreams were crushed into 2 consolation domestic cups.

GET IN!!

Enjoying the hyper-woke halftime ads.

A very "technical" offside. Not what the rule was made for.

Come on VAR

Looks like Madrid are playing a cool game, soaking up Liverpool pressure, letting them get slowly tired and then will hit them in the final third of the game.

It’s quite clear that people trying to climb and storm the gates will have been mingled in with the rare example of Liverpool’s reasonable fans, women and children. Tear gas and pepper spray is not a person-specific crowd control device and a somewhat blunt instrument.

McManaman doesn’t sound too far off a drunken Glaswegian - I know it’s difficult to tell the difference!

All patriotic Englishmen will be praying for a Real win tonight.

Pedestrian match so far.

What the fuck is Michael Owen doing the punditry for? He’s absolutely atrocious

I think that’s European time?

Scouse scumbags

We were buzzing from 76-84.