I'm sure the courts will be very lenient hearing a not guilty plea and then watching the same person smashing the f*ck out of everything on CCTV.
Yes, very clever.
Ah right, sorry. Comedy was never my strong point.
If it helps, I can do a sketch i've been practising where I missed out on tickets for Wembley and I go off on one at the ticket office. I hear that's what tickles people these days.