Saint_clark

Fair enough.

...OK?

Some of the best players in the world have looked poor against Man United.

Bignall was a short term signing whilst Barnard was injured. I really rate N'Guessan and Forte sounds promising. I was never expecting us to spend £2million+ on Austin or CMS.

Ah. I see. The bait you used this time round was a little too obvious for most of the fish here. But clearly not this one

I hope you're being ironic.

That or Holloway is just getting overexcited.

Adu signed for Benfica straight from the US. He was at Monaco on loan.

Get out, source?

Well we haven't signed Forte yet...

I have it on good authority that the Liebherr family have withdrawn all funds after they saw footage of Lambert yawning in training. They could tell that we weren't going anywhere.

Well Wenger confirmed interest...

Forgot about him, agree with that.

4-3-3 then, Carroll in the middle, Suarez on the left and Gerrard on the right. It's all speculation at this point but I genuinely think those two will be fantastic together. Some cracking partnerships in the Prem by the looks of things, Torres and Drogba, Dzeko and Tevez, Berbatov and Rooney. Poor Arsenal.

It's already happened I reckon, Osbourne to Wednesday.

Was Holloway just talking about Chamberlain?

Carroll and Suarez, could be one of the top partnerships in the country.

Isiah Osbourne on loan to Wednesday.

Considering he spends most of his time on the wing...

We did the same with Hammond, who knows why.

Sweet.

M Smith?

Newcastles press conference cancelled.

Suarez will score more goals IMO.

Lol @ Sky Sports cutting that bird off mid-sentence.