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That is probably WAY more wrong than worrying about Ohio's Golden Showers. You could at least have gone out for a "cup of coffee" to some place with wifi

There was a link to some dodgy site saying it was on Fox in Aus I stupidly opened it and my puter is all weird now It seems to be raining down the screen http://foxsportslivestreaming.com/southampton-doncaster-rovers-english-championship-live-stream-3242012/ Someone with better tech skills than me may want to try it

Ooh we are very close to having our way with Doncaster.....

Jeez you gotta stop listeing to games sober... They were talking about SDR FFS

Uh oh Balls just not bouncing right for Saints around the area.

yeah but no idea why Eric thought it would be funny to put Tuilsa's name on them Just peeped at the reading game on Al Jism - looks dire (but VERY sunny)

YOU ain't NEVER gonna get invited - not after I found them pics of you & future Mrs D_P last Saturday

OOOh nice build up from Butterfield & SDR

Hey am trying but we have strict rules in Muslim Countries. Only drink before 6 on a Friday And anyway - went to the hole in the wall and had a nightmare - had to choose from 40 DIFFERENT English Real Ales.... Took me ages. Ended up bringing 12 different ones D_P may be having a Real Ale Festival soon anyone want an invite?

eeek Donny give us a scare

OK Tech guris WHY can I not close the Action Centre window on my toolbar it's getting in the bloody way

Come on you Succulent Breasts OSH on the way down You guys almost as warn as us - we at 28C Have had a horible air quality for the last week. Massive Sandstorm over Iran & Pakistan has now sunk over us and EVERYTHING is covered with a film of white dust and man does it get up your nose We even had a miniscule smattering of about 50 rain drops over night

Computer gone on a go slow grrr

Well that is a first! Like the look of that side though hope SDR can now perform for the 90. Suppose we should have a small concern that with him & Butterfield down the right Danny may lack a bit of match fitness and leave us a little exposed. And great to see Barnard back in the mix as well. Oh and to Solent - FFS ask Nige how long Lee could be out for!

Well update time - I know you are all so totally not interested (Unless we need a goal in the 80th minute again) All the prep work done Added to the recipe by marinading in a squirt of Reggae Reggae jerked off sauce (or whatever it's called) with the Zest of 3 mini limes. (pretty sure that also includes 2 of my finger tips in there) Is Zest supposed to have red spots in it? (Oh plan to add the Lime juice just as it starts to cook) Amazingly Tilda make Lemon & Coriander Microwave Rice - boo wasn't Couscous - but future Mrs D_P hates Coriander like we hate the skates, so to keep to timings got a nukable pack of Uncle Ben's Spanish Rice Side of mixed leaves with Lemon Exrta Virgin Olive Oli & Pesto dressing. Meanwhile, of MORE importance - the Marstons Pedigree will make a second half outing today Should be able to whip it all up during HT

Hahaha - so that's you today & Eric last Tuesday ROFL

Ooh ooh! Wow Could this be D_P in with some early team news!!??

Think Billy wrote this about our Nige Don't go changing, to try and please me, You never let me down before, Don't imagine, you're too familiar, And I don't see you anymore. I could not leave you, in times of trouble, We never would have come this far, I took the good times, I'll take the bad times, I'll take you just the way you are. Don't go trying, some new fashion, Don't change the colour of your hair, You always have my, unspoken passion, Although I might not seem to care. I don't want clever, conversation, I never want to work that hard, I just want someone, that I can talk to, I want you just the way you are. I need to know that you will always be The same old someone that I knew, What will it take till you believe in me, The way that I believe in you? I said I love you, and that's forever, And this I promise from the heart, I couldn't love you, any better, I love you just the way you are. I don't want clever, conversation, I never want to work that hard, I just want someone, that I can talk to, I want you just the way you are.

Hmm problem may be the cooking time - only got 15mins... and will have had a few 1st half ales by then BUT the Lime is a good idea - may add some Zest to the main dish to take the sweetness down a little

Exactly how it is. It works. At the end of the Season IF we have actually achieved anything THEN he can talk about how it was done. He should NEVER do anything than look to the next game. Even if we get promoted it will be all about building on the squad and spirit and making sure we have the ability and resources to win the next game.

lol have "borrowed" that one

Goddamn you Trousers (and Eric) So, today's trousers inspired creation is going to be http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1741,132191-250197,00.html [TABLE=class: hrecipe] [TR] [TD=class: title, bgcolor: #ffffcc, align: left]EASIEST EVER CHICKEN MARYLAND[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #ffffcc, colspan: 2] Read more about it at http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1741,132191-250197,00.html Content Copyright © 2012 Cooks.com - All rights reserved. 2 chicken breasts, cut into cubes. 3-4 slices of bacon (optional) 1 banana, sliced 1/2 of a butternut squash, cubed (or more if wanted) parsley, salt, pepper 1 can tinned sweet corn butter a little honey Sauté the chicken, bacon (optional) and butternut squash. When nearly done, push everything to one side of the pan. Add the banana and a squirt of honey; sauté the banana in the honey over medium-high heat. Add the sweet corn and some fresh parsley, and a good dollop of butter. Mix altogether, making sure chicken is cooked. Serve hot. A sweet, buttery dish... great on a cold day [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Gonna have to add some Jerk Salsa to it to give it a Spicy Jamaican feel otherwsie it sounds like it will be a nasty sweet goo. And yes it has to be served in a Giant Yorkshire Pud The QUESTION is. What to serve with it? Something to take the edge of the sweetness BUT has to be prep'd before the game to serve at the start of the second half. Maybe a salad with a Lemon & Pesto dressing? ideas please!

ditto

Argh hate coconut. "Taking one for the team" don't extend to no Coconut... Hmmmmm Now where did I put that Reggae Reggae Salsa I smuggled back from Blighty? that may work. Trousers old chap - a cunning plan well done. Pictures for the match thread then I guess. (Oh and of course, it will be served in an Aunt Bessie) (Yes I KNOW but there ain't no way I can cook proper Yorkshires during HT)

What to do? The Saturday Succulent Breasts seems to have worked for the last two Saturday games. Do I REALLY have to eat fricking Chicken for dinner EVERY game between now and the end of the season? Can I find a recipe for Chicken & Banana in time? And tactically, after Millwall, can I switch to have dinner ready at KO tme (7pm here) or do I have to leave it in the oven IN CASE I have to go downstairs with 10 mins to go to check on things and earn us a penalty... Damn, I hate match day superstitions/traditions