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OK this has sounded fantastic on the radio a total domination So Go feck yourselves you always right moning instant gratifications morons, good thread lads I'm off for dinner

YES AT LAST Barnard FINALLY get his goal

Connelly out should have passed to Goolie who was unmarked AP is a disgrace this should have been 5 or 6-0 Viera like from Goolie

Goolies on

C'mon Brizzle get a consolation goal need the extra point in the Prediction League

Nope tis Connelly

Nooooooooooo Mods - INFRACT this man. How dare he post any compliment to AP on his tactics

No wonder we've only scored 3. We're playing with a Plomb. Why the feck can't we use a football like everyone else?

And nothing to do with your heavily stocked cellar? See down here we have an excuse, sun is well past the yardarm 7:32 in the evening. You Europeans are the same for evening kick offs! You're just confused because you are stuck between the two Don't worry will be worse when the cloks go back And we only do it to annoy the Yanks sitting reading this over breakfast :-)

Wow Global warming going t1ts up. Down to 36C now and humidity has rocketed up to 50% Did the 'tater then just say FA Cup prerelimininery round

Lambo being compared to a Pakistani opening batsman by DM - he's got to move his feet - as he misses a sitter from 6 yards

I'm sorry, gambling is illegal down here and you have now been reported for gambling on a web page in the UAE. Police will be round shortly

You think THEY'LL notice that :-)

And we've still got our Goolies on the bench.. Yes we've still got our Goolies on the bench Yes we've still got our Goolies, still got our Goolies Still got our Goolies on the bench

I know I shouldn't. I know it's naughty. But who's going to start this week's Hesitant To Post This, But Me I'm Out Of Patience WITH THE MOANING IMPATIENT MUPPETS ON THIS FORUM thread?....

Oh crap I had us scoring two in Prediction League

Penalty Nooo dont let Lmabo take it he's rubbish

Gone to sleep again at the back

Triple Zubrowca. Apple Juice. Squeeze a dash of lemon juice, add a slice of lemon and two Mint Leaves, pour over Ice into a pint glass. Makes Pimms seem like a summer glass of fruit squash. Nectar I tell ya

Bugger, we were hoping you wouldn't notice

Temperature has plummeted a whole 1C during half time now 37C feeling like 43C Anxiety coursing through Rovers. Must have let Alps do the pre-match motivational speech

Wow that was complicated, we haven't done that so far this season Changed threads

Lallana injures himself standing still before we kick off So KO goes straight into touch (Hmm memories of MLT there) Dickson on

How spooky GF listeing to her Polish internet radio station turns up the volume at HT and they're playing Madonna get into the Groove Zubrowca it is can't take all this weirdness while sober Oh BTW for 1976 - yes we can drink - FFS didn't you read the MLT & Dubai Saints p1ss up thread? Bullfrogs, Seaview, Hole in the Wall, getting a round bought for us by Tiger Woods, GF getting mashed with W******d & Clarke? EoA & DP at The Subways gig? You honestly think we'd have spent 17 years down here SOBER?

The Mites go up and the Tites come down - how does that translate from Stalags to winds? Probably some Anabatic wind tonight after the Sprouts Time for the second Bulmers Would prefer a Zubrowca but bit early to get overconfident yet The GF's burns don't look too bad but the hair may need some work And in the middle of all this chaos Saintsplayer acts up again grr