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Moooo Martin in Farmyard Paedo shock according to DM - he's pulled a calf

Shcok news Saints go to 3 - 5 - 2 TSW posters in flooding emergency services shock as heart attacks sweep the globe

We don't want to get caught rushing everything thanks Dave 10 mins left

Oh sorry - text just in - Alps IS the notlob commentator

A taxi driver told me he was a guest of NC and is sitting in the Directors Box passing on advice

NO One of my mates is a notlob fan. He'll go on and on and on and on and on and on and on

Dear Lord don't you EVER do that again... feck I'd rather read a whole 10 page thread of Alps defending himself than see another of those

Lol Phil was watching Kung fu on telly and Solent mention a Saints player got booked for it while I was away

Did I ever tell you about that bar we found on a mates' stag weekend in Bangkok? Oh, those were the days. He's never spoken to any of us that set that up since. Didn't even get an wedding invite (but his missus said well done)

Brazilian and Goolies references there by any chance?

Si senor, gracias Oh Eric - Anna wants to know how Lancashire is coping having a Hello Magazine Celebrity in town?

Puncheon slows it down probably left it a bit too late... Ah ha normal service resumed

Oh thank you Eric Solent back on sounds like a footie match rather than some git reading a computer printout

I know. Look, normally I'm not racist (apart from hating the French) but while you're over there try and get it on DVD it's a hoot (in a French doing Kung Fu, Gang War, Boyz in da hood, Vin Diesel, Skater Dude, Free Running/Jumping, CHinese chick with see through top doing Kung Fu sort of way) Extra Time, Pens - no problemo. I'm pumped tonight. Did I mention I played golf earlier? Two prizes nearest the pin & 3rd place even with my handicap having been cut by 4 shots! God this guy is Soooooooooo boring

S o u t h a m p t o n a r e s t a r t i n g a t a h i g h t e m p o h e r e Feck me has the notlob commentator had a personality transplant for a plank, could he be more boring and slow

10,251 well done you mad fools

Evening All. Sorry I'm late but I have SHOCKING news.... I was late because I was watching a FRENCH Movie on the telly. I mean a FRENCH movie FFS and it kept me off of here 'cos it was really silly daft action packed and bloomin great - more Vin Diesel than Claret but hey. more of that on the Arts thread later. District 13: Ultimatum nowt to do with the Yarpie Sci Fi movie. Was REALLY sweaty and humid out this evening playing golf eearlier around 36C I reckon Anyway Saints stream aint working so got the notlob's on COYWSWAS

I think this was the appropriate link you were looking for - http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Squid

I did sort of also wonder (just briefly, honestly) whether maybe just possibly this could have been in the Alps..... But that was a bad thingy to do. Now if only I could find out how to attach a .wmv file onto here I'd show another odd clean but interesting one that came into the in box today

http://sorisomail.com/email/42722/ja-viram-desmoronar-uma-montanha.html Now that was almost interesting

Ha GOT YOU! Now we know everything Alps says is made up. Ain't NO man ever truly been Happily Married Proof - you're in a room with 150 naked Playboy Playmates a bucket of baby oil and a packet of Viagra and are told - The notlob game is on the 62" LCD Tv in the corner just for you. And the wife calls and needs you to pop down the shop for a packet of sugar or else she'll ruin the cake she's been baking all afternoon

That is their key argument - "The Man" created the Swine to eat sh1t so the meat is deemed unclean. Nowadays that argument isn't so valid, simply because "The Man" also created Skates who now add value to the process by being able to perform the dual roles of eating AND speaking sh1t. You won't win the argument though. Try a better one - Muslims are allowed to consume alcohol. Always a great one that. (Oh and they are, not sure the exact wording but they are allowed to consume the product of Bees so they are allowed to drink Mead.....)

Phew that's a relief. The 6 year old's gonna make it in life. Now what about Guly? Any word on his International Clearance?

Who does he play for? is he a winger?

Is it just me being extra suspicious? What random event caused AA to make a specific number quote in his press release? Is it really Karma? A Bridging loan agreement with exactly 401 conditions? Not 387 or 426, AA read a form with 401 on it. That clears it all up then http://www.icmarc.org/xp/rc/products/401a/ The kid nicked his Dad's US based pension savings book