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Well he could always give MJ a call.......... No, please no, absolutely effing no He's buying someone else this week, don't confuse and divert him :smt044:smt078:smt033

In amongst the quips, and rightly directed anger, this is possibly THE single most accurate assessment of our problem that has been posted

1) Yes we need CB's and HAVE done since Killer got injured 2) BUT, even JT would struggle in this team at the moment as there simply is nothing in front of them It's very difficult stopping a Tsunami even with a big breakwater

Well, Bl**dy good job we didn't crash completely and that ML bought us.... I mean, this squad could have been trying to play in the Blue Square.... They'd have been as bad there TBH

You take the Hills, I'm taking Thailand & Hong Kong

Now if WE were 1-0 up we know we'd concede from this corner if it was the opposition... And a naked rasiak heads tamely wide

Is Zebedee still there?

Rasiak is standing there with his Kit Off Now THAT's an unusual tactic

Free Kick Saints on edge of the D Well we all know where this is going Duck Marlborough

Merrington having a rant about the timing of the subs...... He MUST be reading this as he waffles

Well Let's look on the bright side. At least the defence has tightened up since Saturday.... Nope that doesn't work either

Ooh thats a new one, is she in the Miss Whiplashdirectory.com?

Hmm Dark Forces are obviously still at work It must be the White Witch Still look on the bright side - those of us who haven't renewed our saintsplayer subs don't need to bother - just play any game at random from the past 3 years - same same Saga coming on sod all use that will be it's the midfield that aren't getting the ball up front

OMG Lancashire has won his fair share of important headers and clearances today..... Even Solent are losing the plot

Groan It's currently 36C here, feels like 42C with the humidity and topped 46 earlier today. Quite windy though so not too unpleasant although I didn't bother heading to the driving range this afternoon We expect a high of 39 tomorrow but it will be the only high unless we turn this around

Hooray - about bl**dy time too! Now cheer us up with some pictures

OK so 1st conspiracy theory of the season.... AP to NC we need to buy 5 players NC oh that wasn't in the plan AP OK well fair enough, let's see how the first 3 games go and then revisit this :-)

Or was that Hammill? :cool:

He's in Plymouth at the moment so won't be able to drive his up the Kennet & Avon canal

Ponty, you KNEW how we were going to be doing........

Ah ha the commentator obviously read this. We have no natural width... OK so WE have seen this for the past 3 years, could someone drop an email into AP

We are starting to look to pass the ball forwards rather than sideways Wow, that's a good idea lads maybe you could try that at the weekend for 90 minutes

Wow TWO 2nd half match threads running at the same time Double vision time

Pato lucky to get only a yellow

If you can be bothered, install Skype and ping a mate or your mum and get them to put the radio up by the computer. Works a treat