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Stranger things have happened ......

Don't get me wrong I think this is a good thing, but how is it legal when you can be prosecuted for flashing your lights at another driver to warn them of a speed trap.

Interesting series but always more so when you have a bit of local interest. Where was that fly fishing done from? He got off at Swaythling so I'm only guessing somewhere between M27 and Woodmill, but looked like it was miles from anywhere.

Most large firms will let you do this , although admittedly at a surcharge. Had to do it once myself, car broke down irreparably in Cornwall, hire car back home and dropped it off in town. I guess in your case though it's whether the extra expense of 2 separate hires periods with different collection / drop offs is cheaper than hiring for one longer period even with 5 days of no-usage. To be fair it probably won't be.

Why not just hire one till you get there, and hire another one 5 days later?

http://www.internationalworkpermits.com/football-players-work-permits.html If it's the Sports & Entertainments team at the Borders Agency that decide then they've got to let him in on his goal celebrations alone

The Steve Mills game also had a pre-match game between (a fair bit) older ex-Saints, can't remember many without checking but Cliff Huxford rings a bell. I have programme, video and a ball signed by loads of players involved with the 2 games. Could be tempted to sell if offers are sufficient to clear my mortgage

http://www.oldhamathletic.co.uk/page/NewsUpdate/0,,10337~2566678,00.html Different. A bit weird and ghey. But different

All time top scorers in order. I'm guessing Lambert has just overtaken Beattie

A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared and not a bit more

In honour of the misunderstanding in the thread title, to the tune of We've got Brett Ormerod You're not FW You're not FW You're not FW You're not FW .................

stating the obvious, but surely [video=youtube_share;LP2VePiNwg4]

Got to be the best boy's toy ever. Did I say toy? Far too serious to be called a toy. I remember my dismay when Mum bought a new dining table. It was oval, which meant the corners of the pitch fell of the edge and corners had to be taken from where the penalty box joins the goal line. Every team had an "Allan Ball"type short arse who had suffered multiple fractures and ended up glued to the base by his knees. Cricket was decent enough game as well once you got the hang of it , perfect for when rain stopped play in the real game going on in the garden.

Donning a tin hat don't stop you from being a ***t. Just makes you a ***t in a hat

http://www.tenpasenta.org/ Came across the accidentally looking for pictures of Woolston. Apologies if old, but never seen it before. Hilarious total ****-take, hats off to whoever made this site

It was a always a race from The Dell through the crowds to get to the tv rental shop (or may have been Electricity Board) before they came up. Vague memories of it being opposite Plummers, same side as Tyrrel & Greens near where cafe Parfait is now

He was generalising. He should have been more specific http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shades_of_brown No-one can take offence at Raw Umber .... can they?

Possibly one of the most suspense filled videos of all time (directed and produced by a mate of mine) [video=youtube_share;9UEphA8OBJ0]

Keepers first kick was self defence. The 2 or 3 while the fan was on the ground could have been considered unnecessary. But common sense would have been for ref "not to have seen the incident" and let any disciplinary take place after the game . Think if I was boss I'd have took team off too. Incidentally, keeper and ref in same kit - could be confusing in a crowded penalty area. Or maybe fan attacked the wrong man

They can read ?

Said it a million times but it's worth saying again. They get a bit of noise going all round the ground BECAUSE they sing songs slow enough and for long enough that the whole ground is able to join in with them. Shalala, PUP, Poor little scummer etc, 4-1 etc etc , ALL at the right speed and don't fizzle out after one verse. We will never have SMS rocking all round the ground whilst everything is sung like a race to get to the finish. Compare the old Marian Pahars song (sung correct speed all round the ground) to the RickyLambertswupngochene one .

Watching on tv both Fox and Adkins looked genuinely confused as he was taking his seat on the bench. I actually thought from their expressions the wrong number had gone up and as he'd left the pitch it was too late to change it. Guly even went missing for that photo !

Media aren't interested in man in the street fans. For a while dozens of media outlets had my number through now defunct TSA One by one whenever they have rung me I have said I'm happy to give a personal view but I no longer represent any group. They apologise for bothering me and take me off their list. (Meridian still left an (ignored) voicemail this week but then they haven't contacted for years, strange that they are only interested when there's a Pompey angle t the story) So those being quoted as SISA and Trust spokesmen either genuinely believe that they are representing the fans or are being , what was the phrase used in parliament? - economical with the truth. Answer is anyone can set up a fans group, doesn't matter how big or small, and give their number out to the media. They'll contact you alright , believe me they would prefer to have as many names as possible they can seek for quotes but they'll only contact the people who have given them their details, and they can quote as some sort of spokesman

Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo Your boss don't look too well Your owners off to jail When the league meets then 10 points they will deduct And when the taxman has his say It will be time for you to pay And then you'll know that you are really ****ed Sooooooooooooooo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo You're women aint too pretty And neither is your city Both of them have got a fishy pong Your team is ****ing ****e And the boys in red and white Are back above you, back where we belong Sooooooooooooo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo