RedArmy

We’re a second division English side.

Are you a bit sad that he didn’t take you to Rangers to get his washing done for him?

We had a bit more of the “(insert team here) look like they could score every time Saints have the ball” Martin.

It’s only Tuesday there’s no way they’ve even been into training yet.

Shows you can make it through Plymouths academy yeah. We signed him aged 17.

Is anyone else getting spam messages on telegram from various “deleted account” since SP disappeared? I wonder if they got hacked.

Should have gone back to Ferrari I think.

Leeds had more than 2 good players to sell though.

The club do realise all 3 kits were leaked weeks ago and teasing them is absolutely pointless?

It’s common sense. Warnings for wind I can just about tolerate, nobody wanders around with an anemometer and a sudden gust could be problematic, but surely an adult can tell when it’s too hot and doesn’t need the metoffice to tell them that.

Well that’s annoying because I was just about to renew ready for the new season.

They have no idea what’s coming do they?

Bear in mind Ryan Manning was in the team of the season and didn’t get promoted and then we signed him and he was bang average (at best). EDIT: sorry didn’t realise it was a pun thread now. We don’t need to be saddled with any more players that aren’t capable of the step up. That’s better.

Have the Chinese managed to put a collar on them unlike puma?

Makes you wonder how there was a Y2K bug then.

For the second season in a row Puma have decided to make the U5’s kit different to the real one. Last years had red around the collar instead of black and no black at the end of the sleeves and this years has a round neck and not a collar. Why?

Did you used to think The Dell was sponsored by an IT company?

Drove past St Mary’s this morning and the boards above the megastore were still the ones with last seasons kit. Seems a bit strange that they weren’t stripped before both our contract with rollbit ended (free advertisement) and our new kits being available to buy.

Difficult to pick just 10 but train tracks have definitely got to be up there for me.

Funnily enough Kent isn’t thought very highly of by the rest of the country when it comes to boats.

They used to be but they sacked them and replaced them with agency ferries.

Have you seen our recruitment on the football side of things? I’m not sure this club does the “best candidates” thing any more full stop.

Swing Lowe

That’s bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Great to have the Maccabees back.