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My alarm just woke me up after going to bed early at 7pm... Could've had an extra hour FFS... Now wide awake...

Kick off now 2am 😂

Magpie Lane

Dangerous free kick for Argentina

I still reckon Saints should take a punt on this Cape Verde keeper as back up for next season

Messi misses a sitter!

OMG

Aye... One of the benefits of being a Scotland fan...

Aye... about time they stopped giving the birds' team disproportional attention...

Surprise, surprise...

Indeed.... And if it was decided using such marginal technology (rightly or wrongly) why on Earth did they send the referee over to the video screen to confirm the decision? What the f*** is the ref going to see on the screen to overturn the decision of a microchip in a f***ing football...? Either the technology is reliable or it isn't. What a farce.

BBC news banging on all morning about Taylor Swift's wedding... F*** off.... Why would I give a shiny shite about some American singer whose songs I couldn't name one of...? Twats.

It's at times like this that I'm glad to be abnormal...

How many days is that between commencing the investigation and interviewing the 'main suspect'...?