trousers

We're also missing a 2nd keeper, assuming Ramsdale and Bazunu are off (surely Long isn't going to be our primary back up keeper?)

Peretz Bree - Stephens - THB - Manning Downes - Bragg Matsuki - Azaz - Scienza Larin Bench: Long, Welington, Wood, Jander (if close to full fitness), Fellows, Dobbin, Archer, Akachukwu, Oyekunle In a car somewhere on the M1 enroute to join a loan club: Brereton-Diaz

Video clips now being called 'reels' on social f***ing media. What the f*** was wrong with calling them 'video clips'? Too many words for the dumbed-down generation...? Twats.

Given it seems unlikely that Charles was ever going to get minutes on the pitch yesterday, I assume he was taking up a place on the bench just so that he could say his goodbyes to the fans after the game...? Tonda getting soft / sentimental in his old age...?

Oh contraire... we were told last season by one of the self-proclaimed Saintsweb intelligentsia that Bragg wasn't fit to tie Downes' boots...

Yup... Works a treat every time...

Right then.... Heading out for my birthday meal... I repeat, this'll end 0-0... Mark my words... TTFN x

Tonda OUT

Feel free to write one...

Why do some teams look fully fit and raring to go at the start of the season and others look "rusty and disjointed"...?

He shouldn't be on the bench if we've no intention of bringing him on...

If / when we put a centre forward on the field, yes...

Not when they're playing a team as rusty as we are... #cause #effect

Co-commentator: "there was only a slight tug on Hardwood-Bellis there"... So, a foul and a penalty then...?

This has got 0-0 written all over it