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Given Hull's financial irregularities and EFL sanctions thereof, I guess that comes under: "well, he would say that, wouldn't he?"

Even if we did it outside of the 72 hour 'embargo' we would still be in breach of Regulation 3.4 (albeit a lesser misdemeanor)

In a game of footballing misdemeanours Top Trumps, who wins out of us and Hull City? Financial irregularities > Having a sneaky butcher's at a training session, surely...?

Calling @Matthew Le God to the thread...

Attempted murder is still a crime if you fail in your attempt to murder someone... (Other analogies are available 🙂)

Assume it ok to conflate 'Restore' and 'Reform' parties on this thread...?

😂😂😂 "Players trying to assault Lampard"

The ball boy...?

12am according to my Sky Sports app...

The ball boy played it by the book IMO... There was already a ball on the touchline 'ready for play' so he'd have been wrong to release a second ball at that time 👍🏻