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@BroadcastMoose: West Brom confirm Odemwingie doesn't have permission to speak with QPR, despite travelling to London:

55 minutes after the window closes...?

@SkyNewsBreak: Reports: Two people have been shot at a middle school in Atlanta, Georgia

@GraemeBailey: Sky Sports sources understand that Aiden McGeady will not be joining Wigan Athletic. http://t.co/akdGQbU5

@JFBLucas: *yawn*

Who?

You really couldn't make this stuff up... @pn_Rory_McKeown: Pompey Supporters' Trust advisers Cobbetts to enter administration: http://t.co/VnurtQF9

@pn_neil_allen: New #Pompey triallists. N'Daiye, Plummer and Verma. Get on your Google searches. http://t.co/KqUDW69m

I've never been able to work out if Farmery is blissfully oblivious to his conflicting statements or whether he knows he's talking nonsense but is just bad at covering it up

@TomCoull: Driving back to Southampton on about 10 minutes sleep. Kept awake by @MrSimonWilliams aka Snorlax last night. #snorezilla

Or the club's V MAN for short...? Back to my sums... 2+2=?

@saintgert: @colinfarmery your pledges will barely cover PKF fees. ****ing hilarious @colinfarmery: @saintgert That says more about PKF's fees than PST's pledges I feel. Good job we budgeted for them, eh? ;o) So, let's get this right.... When the Trust submitted their bid last year they knew exactly how long the admin iwould drag out for (and ergo knew that there would be three adjournments) and were this able to budget for PKF's fees... Have these people really got that much foresight....or a time machine? P.s. I seem to recall a Trust prediction in October saying that the takeover would be done and dusted by Christmas. Budgeted for PKF's fees my arse...

@pn_neil_allen: N'Diaye among four triallists here today at #Pompey. Also the familiar face of Brian Howard training.

QPR are 6/4 to bring the most players in today....I wonder if the missus will mind if I put our life savings and house on that #deadcert

@NabilHassan79: Activity expected at #saintsfc, #readingfc & #afcb today. All the latest #bbctransfernews from deadline day is here: http://t.co/eNoRv0Xe

I think Sharp could be our Adam Le Fondre....striker to come off the bench in final quarter to get in the box and cause some grief. Whether or not he'd be happy with a 'super sub' role is another matter

More pocket money for Birch... @pn_neil_allen: I understand #Pompey will get around £40,000 from sale of Ritchie to Bournemouth. Sell-on is 30pc on Swindon's profit. http://t.co/agZz4Qor

What's Rooney wearing gloves for FFS?

If only we had a post match reaction thread for stuff like this

We're first up on MotD

Prefer this thread

No. And we should shout down anyone that does. IMO of course....

Yeah, you'd never see us coming back from 2-0 down vs Chelsea....

Fulham 3 West Ham 1

Not Cork's best game tonight