trousers

Happy with that at half time

Pass the ball to your own player Morgan FFS

Bugger Rooney again 2-1

Puts us one place behind West Ham (who we know are as safe from relegation as Man Utd)...

Ramirez over FFS

Free kick to Saints 25 yards out

Everton 1 WBA 0

Fulham go 1 up

Bum Rooney FFS

Clean sheet now and we're laughing

Get in!!!!!! J-Rod!!!

Cork can play centre back if needs be (far from ideal granted)

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=42712

@GraemeBailey: Philippe Coutinho has completed his move to Liverpool from Inter Milan. Edit: beaten to it

Bryan Swanson ‏@skysports_bryan Everton confirm that £8.5m deal to sign Leroy Fer from FC Twente is off.

That was a quick nap.... Luke Shaw ‏@Luke_shaw3 Don't miss the present because your thinking about the past.

Just now... Luke Shaw ‏@Luke_shaw3 Afternoon nap

Luke Shaw tweet 18 minutes ago.... Luke Shaw ‏@Luke_shaw3

Yes, I know this isn't the most reliable source in the world but.... talkSAINTS ‏@talkSAINTS Luke Shaw has been dropped from tonights match against Manchester United. Fox will be replacing. He's not injured what so ever. #Saintsfc

billy sharp ‏@billysharp10 On the way to Manchester for the game. #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/XFMv5zVi billy sharp ‏@billysharp10 Could this be the score. Ha ha pic.twitter.com/lym8mvbf

So, swap the 2nd goalkeeper on the bench for one of the outfield players from the "reserves". Simple.

So, does that now put the court case AFTER they receive the parachute payment?

@pn_Rory_McKeown: PKF confirm #Pompey's court hearing adjourned until February 14, 2013. More on http://t.co/X66eML9P @pn_Rory_McKeown: Also, PKF confirm judge grants #Pompey 6-month administration extension until August 17. More on http://t.co/X66eML9P @pn_Rory_McKeown: However PKF stress work will continue to get Pompey deal done before next season as per Football League rules. More on http://t.co/X66eML9P

@pn_Rory_McKeown: #Pompey court hearing adjourned for a third time, say Portpin: http://t.co/zaw4FxaY

Where are you Mr VMAN ?