trousers

The club needs a tough taskmaster to sort out this mess...

"Fought tirelessly" 😂😂😂

Don't pay them. Simple.

He went pop a while back

This

No, he's just a twat

If there's any Saints fans left in the stadium before the end of the game then they should consider themselves part of the problem (and that includes you too Rishi!)

Ha. Mitrovic... As per the script...

I genuinely can't think of any other explanation...

Genuine question: if you were a rich Pompey fan and wanted to sabotage your local rivals, what would you do differently to what Sport Republic have done this season? Anything? #conspiracytheory

When was the last time we had a free kick in JWP territory? Seems like months ago.

We're in danger of being relegated here

In all seriousness, surely there is a case for withholding the players wages given they are clearly not doing what they are paid to do? Genuine question for any employment lawyers out there.

Someone stick a rocket up these players arses, FFS. (Either that or stop paying them until they actually start doing what they're paid to do)

"Plan"

Put some clothes on before taking a photo FFS!

Ayling saying how much Alladyce has given them a lift. Stick that on your spreadsheets Ankersen...

Survival still on!!

Deliberate handball, surely?

This has got me thinking (dangerous I know) but didn't Kelvin Davis fulfill a 'player liaison' role at the club after he retired as a player and before he became part of the coaching team? In other words, he acted as a middle-man between the players and manager and could therefore nip any changing room unrest in the bud before it became problematic....? Maybe we've missed someone in that kind of role given the player cliques 'revelations' in that article?

The first thought that occurred to me when reading that article (and Lord D will want to kiss me on my buttocks for saying this) is how weak JWP must be as a captain. Yes, I know it's ultimately the manager's job to engender unity and team spirit in the dressing room but it's also a key off-the-field role for the club captain too. Ankersen needs to go and take his ill-fated experiment with him otherwise we're heading for back-to-back relegations. #rootcause