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Genius

Pants

Apparently... https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-and-southampton-to-lock-horns-at-fratton-park-after-intriguing-cup-draw-3781791

So, when are we signing this Carlos Borges lad then? Assume he's high up on our Man City academy acquisition target list for the next transfer window? (Talking of which, shouldn't we have a 'January 2023 Transfer Window' thread up and running by now...? )

I much prefer the positive person that uses this login id.... when's his next shift....?

FFS... Give me a chance to get the 'Bring Back Boris' campaign material printed!

Always good to see the positive version of Charlie posting

I'm putting my money on a general election on Thursday 23rd March

Edamed if she does, Edamed if she doesn't

F*** me, she's dull. Teresa May mkII

Keep up Lord D. Forum sage @AlexLaw76 already knows it's not a 9 or 8. Let's have some respect for those wiser than you or I.

Ah, so that's why Man City are better than us. I'm beginning to understand this football malarkey now

All's fair in love and war

A decent performance overall. Draw would've been a fair result. You win some, you lose some. Next.

Lottery numbers tonight please. Cheers

With a different starting 11 the game pans out completely differently regardless.

No sir... It's the failure to secure a new striker in the window... With a new striker we'd never lose another game all season, innit

Confession time chaps... I'm definitely deluded... I thought we'd go the rest of the season without a below par performance. Turns out I was wrong. Please forgive my ignorance.

McTomminey would've scored there....

As you're the clever one on here, how about you give us the answer, Nostradamus?

This. Looking at the replay from behind the goal, I don't think Bazunu did much wrong. If the striker had connected with the ball properly (as any keeper will naturally assume he will) then we'd all be talking about an excellent save going into half time.