trousers

Buns

Cricket score ahoy

Decent goal

Edit: on second thoughts, delete

'Celebrities' that go on Richard Osmond's House of Games, proclaim at the start that they are rubbish at quizzes, have never watched the programme before, and then sit there for the rest of the week like a plum before collecting their pay cheque having answered the sum total of two and a half questions correctly. (All whilst trying to be amusing about how shite they are ad-nauseum throughout all 5 episodes). Twats. (Some presenter woman called Esme off something called 'Sewing Bee' is this week's total wazzock)

Here's hoping these premature predictions filter through to the rest of Saints' season.... That's gotta be one of England's best ever test wins.

Utter scum. Home his family are ok.

Grealish and Rashford coming on. No more goals for us in this game then...

Saka!!

Here's hoping he doesn't bring on Rashford. Waste of space and never scores off the bench.

The Saintsweb Intelligentsia have played a blinder this half. Take a bow folks

Get in!!! 😂😂😂

Saintsweb to the rescue!

Thank me later

0-0 and penalties looking very likely here

I feel we need @saintant to logon and write off a player before we're going to score here

# puts a fiver on Maguire to score first goal #

Ha... Hope you had the 19th minute in the sweepstake?! 😂

I reckon we should actually try crossing it to one of our players every now and then #callmeoldfashioned

The ale house doors opened early today...?

That takes the pressure off a little

One assumes Southgate took on board @saintant's feedback on this very forum during the last game?

Full time: 2-0 Mehmeti for Wycombe looks like a decent player

Wycombe 1 Portsmouth Community Football Club 0 (14 mins)

Cocky contestants on MasterChef who way undercook their lamb/duck/chicken having defied the judges' earlier observation that they're leaving it too late to start cooking it. Every. F***ing. Time. Twats.