trousers

Ace

Hmm... Player was going down before keeper touched him...? #ghauru Edit: crap penalty saved anyway

Germany gone

Cock.... Germany lead Cue a Spain goal any minute now....

Bugger.... Germany equalise

Double lol... Spain now out as things stand Edit: hold on... offside...? edit: goal stands!

Lol

How many sitters has Lukaku missed now?

Sending the ref over to the pitch side screen to check if it was offside or not... Wtf is that all about?! #crobel

I think the point being highlighted by Sheaf is that the people being quoted were writing Rashford off and were pretty much categorically stating that there was no chance he would/could improve in the second half or indeed in any game ever...

Only "just"...? #banter

Is he as bad as Saka though...?

JWP scores from that free kick

Bugger.... The one year that I don't predict Palace away....

People that order goods from companies (e.g. Next) that use shite couriers (e.g. Evri)

As @Matthew Le God would say... The lowest ranked team at home please... #logic

Fruits

Somewhat unsurprising given he plays for Portugal... (Coat duly fetched)

Get in!

Yep, I could bore people to tears with similar examples of inflexibility and incompetance. Don't get me started on the farce of moving from one part of the country to another whilst under ongoing hospital care for a chronic condition (Crohn's disease in my case). The amount of time I (and they) wasted trying to sort out the lack of inter-hospital transfer process and complete absence of common-sense is eye-watering. If they got the simple things right they'd save oodles. P.s. I've recently received my third reminder to have my flu and covid booster jabs (on sheets of paper in the post) when I've already had them many weeks ago. How much has that wasted if repeated across the board. None of this stuff is complicated. P.p.s. my sister-in-law is a senior nurse / site manager at an NHS hospital and gets as exasperated as I do about the inefficiencies, weak management, poor practices, lack of joined up processes, poor communications, etc.

This doesn't look good edit: back on his feet. Phew

All very well and good if applied consistently...

5-1 Easy...

Oops...

Saka shite