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Cheers Adam 👍

Yes, in the same way that the Daily Express get an Armageddon weather forecast right once every 37 years...

Yep, he's historically quick off the mark to quash any often reported targets that that don't come off....

Is it me or is Adam Blackmore eerily quiet...?

Danilo maybe....? Looks very #saintsy.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danilo_(footballer,_born_1999)

BREAKING NEWS.... one of the planes diverted to Rotterdam.... (still means bugger all of course... although slightly closer to Eindhoven than Amsterdam... )

Well, he plays for AZ... Closest international airport = Amsterdam... Where those two private jets from Southampton are heading for as we speak... You may have stumbled across a scoop here sir... Maybe @Turkish could start a thread on the fella just to help see it over the line?

Gakpo?

Two private jets about to depart Southampton for Amsterdam (which, before I'm shot down in flames, has probably got nothing to do with transfer deadline day. I'm just trying to keep myself occupied FFS )

Future club ambassador once his playing career is over maybe? That said, can see him making a good manager too.

Bloody hell... gonna need a new box of tissues at this rate

Sorry, that's my fault. I did ask him earlier if he could post something negative on here every 5 minutes for the rest of the day and, to be fair, he's playing a blinder so far.

That Rik journo fella posted yesterday that PSV had categorically ruled out Sangerre leaving (which, of course, was before a similar declaration came out about Gakpo, so pinches of salt at the ready....)

So, they still need to sell a player then...?

Yep... it's a "win win" strategy isn't (yet another cliché to add to your collection @hypochondriac! ).... if they turn out to be brilliant... both clubs benefit.... and when Man City buy them back, we simply go back for more of the same.... and if they turn out to be shite then it hasn't cost us much in the general scheme of things

The club photographer's lunch?

At the end of the day, every player has a tipping point price (there, you can have that cliché for free @hypochondriac )... if someone offered them (plucks random unrealistic number out of the air), say, £100m then then would sell him at the drop of a hat today.... I just wonder how far away we are from that tipping point (given Leeds reportedly offered more than us, I'm guessing it would be around the 50m euros mark....?)

Could you do me a favour today old bean and post every 5 minutes how disappointed you are? I just don't think posting it once or twice will quite ram home just how disappointed you are. That would be much appreciated. Thanks.