trousers

You should have posted that before the start of the game so we could have praised you for being so prescient.

Indeed. If that happens at the sharp end of the field then it would be given all day long.

Bugger 2-0

I don't understand why he's not looking across the line to see if he's onside or not. He's been miles offside waiting for a through ball a few times now. Basic stuff, surely?

Or chipped it over to Armstrong who would have had an open goal

We had a shot on goal!

I'm starting a sweepstake on when Lord D pops in with his witty Ralph crying quip... I'll go just after we concede a 3rd goal on 43 minutes. £1 a ticket

JWP needs to make more of that chance, surely?

FFS

Technically, we've got in midfield, but I get what you mean

Wow, great goal. Lol @ Newcastle

What about an own goal?

I wish BT Sport would move the pitch-side mic away from the 8 year old spectator that's constantly squealing into it...

Panic over... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/27/omicron-variant-unlikely-reboot-covid-uk-expert-says

So, what you're saying is, there's a good chance certain posters on here are only alive today, and able to spout nonsense on an internet football forum, because their ancestors had a vaccine to combat a pandemic? Funny old game...

Happy Christmas

I've only been blocked by two 'journalists' (sic) on Twitter... Crook and Factless Allen. If that's not a badge of honour I don't know what is.

Owned by this fella... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Lee-Chin HCDAJFU #earlobewatch

You got more bites than I had on the sweepstake, so fair play sir.

"Calendar year stats are meaningless..."