trousers

At least that means we'll avoid playing Portsmouth Community Football Club for the first time ever in a league game next season...

Fuck it... Get Big Sam in now... (Yes, I am under the influence... However... )

Yep, the ref has had a nightmare but agree it probably wouldn't have made any difference

Jones is just a SR puppet... we need these woeful owners out of the club.... #rootcause

That is a second yellow all day long. WTF?

Gotta be a red card

4 on 1.... Lol

What's Strachan up to these days? HCDAJFU?

He has to go. But the clueless SR will dither as usual...

How many consecutive defeats before the "bed wetters" can be re-labelled "soothsayers"...?

Security guard for the charity buckets?

Sulemana about 17 feet offside there

What the fuck was going through Bellis's mind there?

I felt he looked knackered in the first half

How does their player not get a second yellow there?

Surely time to get some attacking flair on? #sulemana #edozie

Ooh... Inches from a Boro own goal

Has Downes actually touched the ball yet? Can't recall him doing anything of note yet

Boro on top. Defeat incoming I'm afraid

No, I'M better than Holgate

A wedge of Brie would be better than Holgate

For Holgate. What a pointless loan signing

Is that you Glasgow....?

If only I had some "told you so" medals left...

Whilst Holgate has looked better at RB than CB, it's all relative / pointless when he's inevitably going to make the basic errors that some of us were highlighting he was renowned for when he joined... I've still got the words of my Everton supporting brother ringing in my ears: "he's division 1 standard, if that, not championship"....