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Excuse my curiosity, but does more than one person have login access to your account on here Charlie...? #JekyllandHyde

Source?

Don't security usually do a search of the stadium before locking up?

Scouse twats

Milner goes close! Corner

Brentford 1 Everton 1

Man City 4 Palace 2 Haaland hattrick

Bournemouth bring on a 19 year old defender for his debut....

Why do the women* summarisers on Radio 5 Live screech so much? *Not misogyny... some of my best friends are women.

City now top. Hope the Brighton social media team got their "stop the count" tweet in on time. Alas, not enough time for the t-shirt run.

Salah misses a sitter

Man city take the lead. Haaland again

Brighton 1 Leeds 0

Leicester pull one back

Man City equalise

7

Come on the scousers!

I used to belong to an arsonists forum and they always had a separate match thread