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Penalised for trying to pull out of the tackle. I give up with these fucking laws

Cant be arsed to wait for the game to finish... Next!

It's part of the plan you ignoramus (no offence). We always go on a 30 game top 6 form streak after our annual mauling. Happy days

Commentators loving this

Open goal miss by Adams. We're not going to get back into this I sense...

Yeah, hadn't noticed that... If they're gonna draw a perpendicular line for the striker then they've got to do it for the defender too, surely? Bollocks... 5-0

Confirmation that the freeze-frame was taken AFTER the ball had been struck... They need to start taking into account the inaccuracy of the technology. You can't measure to millimetre accuracy when the frame rate doesn't give you the requisite level of accuracy

I'll miss you on match threads

Fuck off VAR you utter ****

Get in!!!!!

It's quite funny to read the over the top knee jerk reactions though. Excellent comedy value. Keep it up folks

Yep, because displaying that level of petulance is bound to attract a barrel load of clubs to want to sign you... #facepalm

If we didn't come out for the second half and thus forfeited the game, what sort of fine / points docking would we get?

Based on one moment of madness?

This. All part of the plan

To be fair, if Bednarek hadn't stretched for that they would've scored anyway

How do we know it wasn't a one-off adrenaline fueled moment of madness? Benefit of the doubt and all that.

Why no booking for Cavani? Deliberate foul...

This is going to get very messy, isn't it?

For who...?

Here we go... Abacuses at the ready...

This has got 0-0 written all over it

Oops