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Fraser!!!!!

I'd pick Macca above Baz in a Heartbeat. I'm Berry sure about that.

There was always going to be a Casualty of too many puns before long...

Do you always have to Take the High Road?

If you love (The) Archers goal then it could be both...

True... and it doesn't get much more scary than that, does it?!

Stop being such a Princess

McCarthy making a claim for the No.1 shirt here...

Both Home and Away please

A bit Austin-tacious if you ask me

Stewart close!

Still in! #gingerralph

Well taken goal that 👍🏻 Hopefully that gives him some much needed confidence

Boom!!! Archer

House!

I'm right out of "Told you so 2 years ago" medals... Will a generic "Told you so" medal suffice?

McCarthy > Bazunu

Not sure if a trick question but I'll have a '1' please bob

Who's his back up when he inevitably picks up an injury?

We don't do "having a go at the ref"... We've been too meek in that regard for many years

Wasn't that supposed to be Still's USP...? I.e. fit the tactics to the players' strengths rather than the other way around...

Your memory is better than mine...

Ouch... That could stick...!

More likely than not to be the "playing for Southampton" effect, whereby players suddenly become half the player they were elsewhere....

That's a save that Bazunu might not make...