I'll be going to club montecristo in Marrakech tonight. It's supposed to be full of high class hookers. I'm intrigued, as all the chicks I've seen so far look like guys.
Funny you should mention Churchill. I was sat in his chair at Churchills Bar last night. I even had a cigar with my Port. Absolute opulence in there. Oh and the manners of the staff in there were exceptional; it costs nothing but makes such a difference.
Taking it a bit further I would suggest Page 3 and porn in general helps to prevent rape. Anyone with an internet connection can access free porn 24 hours a day. When my missus was away did I trall the streets of London looking for a victim? No; I simply used a various selection of websites which I cannot mention due to me be infracted in the past. With Blackops out also I didn't even notice she'd gone.
Maybe the Communists would be happy if the Royal family funded the wedding; and the public purse could redistribute the wealth by buying the jobless a can of Special Brew?